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Who left the dimensional door open?
News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.


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To: okimhere
oki that's not you
it's Isabella
totally nother person
1,481 posted on 02/19/2002 6:32:54 PM PST by palo verde
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To: okimhere
Babbles Verde
Isn't snerdy
...
1,482 posted on 02/19/2002 6:33:34 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: palo verde; habs4ever
I couldn't resist! I saw your post, palo, as a gauntlet thrown defiantly at our feet - ROFL
1,483 posted on 02/19/2002 6:33:42 PM PST by okimhere
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To: GoodyBrown
fofl
is grannie not takin' her oxen sign seriously
Love, Palo
1,484 posted on 02/19/2002 6:35:37 PM PST by palo verde
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To: GoodyBrown
LOL
love, babbling palo
1,485 posted on 02/19/2002 6:36:36 PM PST by palo verde
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To: okimhere; palo verde
cough, cough...! indescretion is the privilege of tact...
1,486 posted on 02/19/2002 6:37:22 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: okimhere
tsk tsk such a todo
cause I said you had mushrooms for your snack
1,487 posted on 02/19/2002 6:38:39 PM PST by palo verde
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To: GoodyBrown
lol you are a wit!
1,488 posted on 02/19/2002 6:39:29 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Before I could walk, was still in playpen...it was my dream. Lady Day...Bessie Smith
1,489 posted on 02/19/2002 6:40:15 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: palo verde; okimhere
What kinda mushrooms?
1,490 posted on 02/19/2002 6:43:01 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: GoodyBrown; okimhere
Goody I still can't figure out her snack
she had some kind of mushrooms (sounded like shiatsu mushrooms)
with something else
which she put on a sandwich
I don't get it
Isabella, care to repeat your snack
I must have missed a few words
Love, Palo
1,491 posted on 02/19/2002 6:43:42 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
I wandered back and looked up the Chinese signs because I wasn't sure if oxen was one or if Gran was teasing us. I know Da Bull in our astrology, but there is an ox, huh?
1,492 posted on 02/19/2002 6:44:03 PM PST by okimhere
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To: habs4ever
The Tribe of Tiger has not been invited to this nitwit event.
1,493 posted on 02/19/2002 6:45:42 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: GoodyBrown
You're a chantuesie?? Oh,I'm saddened to hear you wanted to be Lady Day...you have the brio of Helen Merrill, even Peggy Lee, too.Hell, you're a modern Doris Day!!

Rumour has it she didn't wear pj's either in Pillow Talk ;-)

1,494 posted on 02/19/2002 6:45:53 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: GoodyBrown; palo verde
Shiitake mushrooms with sliced pork. Made a sandwich.

There, Palo! You proved we can't believe a thing you say (shiatsu indeed - LOL) so it's okay if you blab. About others, that is - heeheehee.

1,495 posted on 02/19/2002 6:46:42 PM PST by okimhere
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To: GoodyBrown
lol Goody that is intense
in playpen you identified with Lady Day
Bessie Smith
then you had to be blues singer on 52nd St in '30s
there is no other explanation
1,496 posted on 02/19/2002 6:47:02 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
I saw an ad for you in a Travel company brochure about Costa Rico.

It talked about a visit to Palo Verde and how to take advantage of its (her) lovely charms...

Want to know more?

I did.

:-)

1,497 posted on 02/19/2002 6:47:24 PM PST by Windshark
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To: GoodyBrown
LOL!! Well, the cool breeze from that brush off will keep be refreshed for days.Thanks, I needed that ;-)lol
1,498 posted on 02/19/2002 6:48:12 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: Prentice
Greetings, Prentice! Habs needs reinforcements here; you arrived just in the nick of time.
1,499 posted on 02/19/2002 6:50:18 PM PST by okimhere
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To: okimhere
I like your nic
1,500 posted on 02/19/2002 6:51:10 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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