Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

hi prentice
the flower child westmex seems to be up in a dream
acceleration is havin' a funny effect on him
Love, Palo

[Windshark]

So you got Westy to turn on did you?

And now you're surprised he's dropped out?

:-)

[palo verde]

lol you figured it all out
Love, Palo

[westmex]

acceleration is havin' a funny effect on him

No, you are having a funny effect on me....

Westy.....

[Windshark]

Gnight sweetheart....gotta sign off.

Keep Habs busy....he's upset about the Canadian team...but they still might do it, they sure have the talent.

so keep him occupied, cause if they lose, all of Canada will go into a seious bout of depression.

[habs4ever]

I dunno if it's a big story, but no doubt it is with the CBC.Gretzky is involved, so he has to get younger blood, blah blah...instead of the best guys, like Bowman and Lemaire.Wayner isn't the brightest bulb in the pack, and its probably time to put several players out to pasture, including Yzerman, MacInnis,Fleury, Joseph, Nieuwendyk, etc.

Now Prentice, you went many decades without a Cup, yet I didn't rub it in.Please show more class, and remember, you still have a football team in the Lions that really doesn't belong in professional circles.Pots calling kettles black is bad form ;-)

[Windshark]

Lions? don't know no steenkin lions...

Talk about rubbing it in...

:-)

[GoodyBrown]

Would you know what the 'habs' is? A team? A person? I'm afraid to ask 'cuz I don't know anything about sports.

[GoodyBrown]

doobie, doobie, doo!

[habs4ever]

Strangers in the Night....??

[palo verde]

hi sweetie
I learned about the Habs from habs
he is a fanatic fan of theirs
they are Montreal hockey team
I think the name means farmers in french
they got the name Habs in the '30s
it was insult word then
but it stuck
(maybe it is their nickname, I don't know what their real name is ???)
love and kisses, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

mmmm...teasing Westmex a little bit...:)

[westmex]

Why are you teasing me, I get enough of that from Palo..lol

[GoodyBrown]

Oh...I thought it was a person but it is an insult!

[palo verde]

ok prentice
sweet dreams
the Habs will win the Cup next year
they're a great team
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

I think so
habs said it was very not pc to call them habs
he says it means farmers, maybe it is like our word ''hicks''
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

"cuz I like you...you are a mensch! Habs was born in the year of the Ass; Palo is chicken (Rooster); I am tiger...what are you?

[palo verde]

maybe the fans of other team called out ''here comes the habs''
(meaning ''here comes the hicks'')

[GoodyBrown]

Thanks for the welcome back, bubbele.. I like hanging out here when I catch a few minutes...

[habs4ever]

Ah, it wasn't a riff on Frank...poor Westy, he doesn't know.You are bad, watch out for the MSG problem tonight ;-)LOL