Who left the dimensional door open?

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

you were a swinger, not a hippie

[grannie9]

Habs can cause a pain in anyones ass.. But he's still a cute one... You have to forgive the cute ones.... (don't you?)

[palo verde]

was that your outfit for doin' the watusi

[grannie9]

I have never been a swinger... Now damn it, don't you go starting that rumor... you hear?????

[palo verde]

westy, ignore grannie's posts
she'll teach you to be swinger
we're goin' for hippie here

[palo verde]

I dont mean swinger like kinky 3 way sex
I meant swinging 60s

[palo verde]

you were the same as Twiggy

[palo verde]

I know you'd never go in for 3 way kinky sex
I think it was westy whose name was mentioned in that context

[palo verde]

Hi Oneida
3 way kinky sex is just a joke
last month I went on a political thread
some gals I didn't know got all excited 'bout what I said
I guess they didn't like my ideas
and I signed my posts love palo
so they called me slut
it must have been late at night
habs was lurking on thread and saw what was going on
he asked westy to keep eye on me to be sure all is ok
so westy came on thread
and said ''hi sweetie, I love you''
and one of the gals said to westy he is having 3 way kinky sex with me and poster x
so I tease westy 'bout it now
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi habs
westy has had bumpy ride keepin' eye on me
wonder if that is what drove him to bein' a hippie
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

I wish I could stay.. this is starting to get good... lol

I'll try and pick up the pieces later... Now don't go and spread them too far....

[palo verde]

ok twiggy, go have fun on your party boat
c u l8r
love, Palo

[palo verde]

did you fall off your canoe again
where are you

[palo verde]

westy hadn't posted on any of the political threads before
it was his first post on one
he was sprised to be told he was havin' 3 way kinky sex

[palo verde]

O those flames on FR can be rough

[palo verde]

This is how I left teaching
one mornin' I was runnin' to work
I passed a hippie restaurant on my way to subway
the hippie who worked there was opening the door so the cat could come out
you know cats
if you close door they want in
they just don't like closed doors
dogs neither
he was standing there letting the cat make up his mind
and I stood on sidewalk and watched the cat make up his mind too
I thought, ''it sure would be a nicer day spending my time watching a cat make up its mind
than going to work
I wish I had that life too''
3 days later my school teaching job blew up in my face
it was only last year I remembered that I had wished to be out of teaching
I always thought it had ''just happened''
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi denco
I am hangin' out on this thread now
you are welcome to join in
the more the merrier
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

The canoe is safely stowed away for winter.How's Tuscon today??Tell me, you getting enough cheese in your diet??lol

[palo verde]

hi habs
the only thing Lulu likes to eat is Krafts individually wrapped cheese
so I buy the family pack (72 slices) just for her
I prefer brie or one of the french cheeses
but who wants to keep goin' to Trader Joe's for cheese
the result is I'm always stealing Lulu's cheese
I put two slices on wonder bread with mayo to make a sandwich
if I wasn't always on 'puter, I'd bother myself to make a grilled cheese sandwich in fry pan
but 'puter has turned me into lazy gal lol
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

oki did not send me good weather today
some blue sky but big heavy storm clouds hangin' low
I tried to walk Lulu
but she was convinced Bill and Happy were gonna go on trip to desert in car without her
she tugged me to turn round and come home so she wouldn't miss the car party
but they just went on walk round the neighborhood too
now she is lyin' behind me
she gypped herself out of her walk lol
Love, Palo