Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[Neets]

Good morning Palo.

I have been sidelined for the weekend...due to a pain in my ass...it's all Habs' fault....

[palo verde]

the other young teacher gals wore miniskirts to work
I was the only one who dressed like a teacher
I remember the girls in my reading class referring to Miss Levine
as ''Miss Levine, the one who showed her panties in the auditorium''
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

Good morning Palo honey... I am expecting my guests around eleven... We are going boating and lunching on the boat today...

Seems I've been tied up a lot lately... Must be those odd men in my life.... lol

[palo verde]

Hi Goody
you back from lalaland yet?
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

Speaking of odd men... Any news?

[palo verde]

hi andysmom
did u have fun in the big city?
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi neets
did u recuperate from Manhattan's upper west side
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

My goodness OM.. what have you been doing with Habs???? "S"

[palo verde]

fofl
I too have been sidelined all weekend
it is all Habs' fault
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi chickita
what a social life you have
you put the rest of us to shame
you are the palm beach story
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

grannie is always entertaining on her boat
what a life
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

More like the South Beach story... hmmmmmmm

We have my daughter and two of the grandkids coming in Sunday...That will be a full week...

[palo verde]

did you fall off your pontoon boat again
you weren't around this weekend

[grannie9]

Noooooo... but I did fall off the wagon a couple of times... Actually I did a lot of shopping.. and house decorating.. Some crafty crafts....lol

[palo verde]

you are the biggest party girl I know
I am taking notes
for when I stop bein' a hippy and become party girl like you

[palo verde]

hi chickita
you have new beautiful house
family is comin' to see it
what fun you did shopping and decorating
I bet it looks lovely now
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

I was sort of an old hippy too... Wore the bellbottom hip-huggers.. False hair pieces.. high boots..mini skirts, and Cami coats... lol.. Was that considered hippy, or just the 60's?

[Neets]

Yes Grannie...I have that cursed ole sciatica nerve thingy going...and Habs keeps bothering me about my ass...not sure which pain is the bigger one...LOL.

[palo verde]

habs, westy is the hippie not you
put down that joint
and join the conversation
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

Ohhhhh.. those are hateful things... Quick, go to Walmart and get some Tiger Balm.. it might help.. I've heard it's good for everything.. Bought some myself yesterday..and now I'm waiting for a hurt...