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Who left the dimensional door open?
News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.


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To: grannie9
I posted here that I slept with everyone in my hippie days before I met Bill
I said the only part I liked about it was when they'd cook me scrambled eggs in the mornin
(they had interesting ways of cooking the eggs)
so habs went over to ask me how I liked my scrambled eggs in queens
I'm gonna murder him
Love, Palo
1,201 posted on 02/16/2002 5:05:32 PM PST by palo verde
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To: habs4ever
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,, now I get it.. FOFLOL
1,202 posted on 02/16/2002 5:05:41 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie
and the thread began off by saying how JAPS are tramps
you know what a JAP is
I purposely kept my mouth shut on that thread
I'm gonna murder habs
Love, Palo
1,203 posted on 02/16/2002 5:07:38 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Slut!
1,204 posted on 02/16/2002 5:07:49 PM PST by grannie9
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To: palo verde
I don't see how they could call you a JAP.. All you got was lousy scrambled eggs.... Like I said before.......
1,205 posted on 02/16/2002 5:09:19 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
let me know when your high school reunion is
so I can show up and blab all bout you
1,206 posted on 02/16/2002 5:10:23 PM PST by palo verde
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To: grannie9
I certainly was not a JAP
sometimes I didn't even get the lousy scrambled eggs lol
Love, Palo
1,207 posted on 02/16/2002 5:11:54 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
I better go into the Witness Protection Programme, with Palocita issuing hit orders on me!!LOL...maybe you should ask those nice boys on LongGuyLand if one of their cousins needs fast cash;-)
1,208 posted on 02/16/2002 5:12:29 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: grannie9
habs is just mad at me cause he was laughin' stock of barracks when he slept in his green silk pjs
Love, Palo
1,209 posted on 02/16/2002 5:13:57 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
You're not a tramp, but you do like pocketbooks!lol
1,210 posted on 02/16/2002 5:14:00 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: palo verde
Hello Palo sweetie Pie..

Just got home from a fun day on the West Side...

Went to Puttanesca's for lunch...ate pasta, drank beer, and had cheescake for desert...feel all full and Phat now...the weather in the city was BEAUTIFUL...

1,211 posted on 02/16/2002 5:15:24 PM PST by Neets
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To: habs4ever
thank you for saying I am not a tramp
yes I love pocketbooks, have 'bout a zillion of them
Love, Palo
1,212 posted on 02/16/2002 5:15:39 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Good night you two. You've done me in... LOL LOL
1,213 posted on 02/16/2002 5:15:42 PM PST by grannie9
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To: palo verde
Of course you were a JAP....lol
1,214 posted on 02/16/2002 5:16:25 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: OneidaM
how sweetie pie
what a trip you were in NYC today
while I was on the NYC thread
I was gonna ping you to it
it sounds like you had a lovely day
great
Love, Palo
1,215 posted on 02/16/2002 5:17:45 PM PST by palo verde
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To: OneidaM
andysmom is in the big city now (Seattle)
you were in NYC
and I was in NYC in my mind
oh and goody brown is in lalaland
it must be a big city day today
habs is gonna get murdered
Love, Palo
1,216 posted on 02/16/2002 5:20:34 PM PST by palo verde
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To: habs4ever
didnt know you knew what a jap was
guess they heard of 'em in Montreal too
I don't know what I am habs
I always dreamed 'bout going out west
I wanted to swim in rivers and live on a ranch
I bet all dreams come true eventually
Love, Palo
1,217 posted on 02/16/2002 5:26:01 PM PST by palo verde
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To: grannie9
sounds like you're socializing with your friends in Florida
I guess that's a nice change from internet
we'll c u when yoy're ready to change back lol
Love, Palo
1,218 posted on 02/16/2002 5:30:17 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
You want to murder me after saying "Love, Palo"??LOL...There are lots of JAPS in Canada, Palo.I used to know the niece of William Shatner in Montreal, of Star Trek fame...my first princess;-)Then, there are whole wealthy neighbourhodds in Tranna that cater to all things Jap.And of course, all the Jap girls that came from Montreal to go to University in London, Ontario.The ones from Cote St Luc and Hampstead, and all they did was hang around with other Jews looking for a suitable husband.Oy Vey!! They were the Jappiest of the Japs!!LOL
1,219 posted on 02/16/2002 5:36:32 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: palo verde
Yes Palo...the day in the city was very very nice....the food was good, and the weather was beautiful and the company was terrific...

But now I have a pain in my A@# so I am just trying to work that out while I catch up on happenings on FR.

Is Habs being bad AGAIN??????

1,220 posted on 02/16/2002 5:44:10 PM PST by Neets
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