Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

hi cookie
you sure sent us a pretty day today
if I can find my mind
(it's jumbled up with stick ball)
I'll take Lulu out
she got shortchanged yesterday cause I thought I was goin' to gem show with Karen
Love, Palo

[Contra]

Who let the dogs out, who, who, who?

[habs4ever]

Hope you have a good walk, and try to keep LuLu out of the ballet class, now ;-)Talk to you later, chickita Palocita.

[ramdalesh]

I had an image from the disney movie of Oliver
then it switched to the movie about the girl who loved the detroit tigers, and I also thought of west side story
New York?
I see it every day
in my dreams,
punch, bats and balls in queens?
do you know what that sounds like to a California boy?
Its wrong that someplace is called queens
er its nuts anyways, Living in LA makes you an angel, and living in Queens means you wear a tinfoil crown, and you know, like to ride the subway, if you know what I mean.
flush, read comix on the toilet, brush teeth, burp
green hat walking down the street
pointing that plastic finger at me
you can't look like me, you don't talk like me
Flush, again. My friend was telling me about his aids cocktail. Says that the narvok is sensitive and always has ice around it. My other friend has aids too. He thinks he's married to a man. I really can't believe that very much, but they both have the disease, and they can't spread it to strangers, so their sort of stuck with that for a while. That would be like murder.
flush again, I had to blow my nose. Those things, are not very funny to think about it. It wasn't even as bad as Frank Zappa on acid, but if you put yourself in that situation, then don't you find out that its the same and much worse.
be very good to yourself, and not too funny
thanks friend

[westmex]

How come no gifs?

Westy....

[palo verde]

hi ram
your poem is very creative
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi westy
habs came over to the Queens thread I was on and said scrambled eggs to me
can't you control that boy
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi habs
I'm gonna murder you
(that is queens talk lol)
(what every mom says to her kid bout 90 times a day in Flushing)
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

ROFTL!! Its translates well into Canadianese, cookie ;-)What do you want in your omlette??LOL

[grannie9]

Hi gang of two.. Just checking in before I check out... Are we doing scrambled eggs?

[palo verde]

you are bad bad bad
the guys on that thread might be the tough guys in Queens
lol the boys who went to parochial school were tougher than the kids who went to public school
I can't wait till there is a thread 'bout Montreal now
where everyone you grew up with is on it
so I can come over and kibbitz you
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

Hey baby, how's life in the hammock?? Still have a good view of the house across the swamp?? Palo has scrambled eggs on the brain, she has a protein deficiency ;-)LOL.How's the back doing? And how goes the master plan for Mr Grannie to buy you your own crash pad??

[grannie9]

My dear Mr Habs-for-ever... my back is fine..my pad is scratched... and the Hammock is swingin... How's your didgery-do?

[palo verde]

hi chickita
there was a thread yesterday and today
where everyone who grew up in Queens and Long Island was on
some of them sounded like the tough boys in Queens
but I wore black tights
and long dangly earrings from Greenwich Village and came into Greenich Village on Friday nights
I wasn't in that crowd which went drag racing on Queens turnpikes
naturally I tried to fit in on the thread
habs, who grew up in Montreal, launched himself in the middle of the thread
and referred to something I wouldn't want known in that crowd
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

I'm gonna murder habs

[palo verde]

lol our thread shrinks rather than expands
it's just growin' pains
we're starting off slow
so how is the elusive chickita
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

when the ETs finally do arrive
our thread will take off big time
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

I checked that thread out too.. How could Habs possibly tell that crew anything that you wouldn't tell them yourself.. (What was it?)

[grannie9]

I'm not elusive, just being social with others not on FR... Sometimes you just have to do it...yanowhatimean? It's not easy....lol

We drove all the way to Marco Island today, but the boat parade got rained out.. So we just visited and had lunch.... Now I'm ready for bed. Three hours of highway driving, does me in..

[habs4ever]

Our munchkin,the Mae West of Flushing, didn't alert them to her penchant for scrambled eggs, or the social significance behind her attachment ;-)She really ought to tell them all!!LOL