Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[grannie9]

Habs..honey.. How did you like my little brown paper wrapped package..? Or is it still in the mail?

[habs4ever]

Yes...gimme!! Goody has been talking a fair game for two days, but still no refreshments.Make mine a silver bullet martini, will ya??

[Neets]

HI grannie,,,could you be so kind as to fix me a cocktail?? I am in DIRE need of one tonite..thank you...

Palo...Check with Habs,,maybe because I picked a differnt color I have to wait longer....I hope not...it's been cold here at night!!!!

[palo verde]

hi andysmom
your stories are a trip
I don't know how you do it
I love them
I can just see your hubby's friend now
they both started writing in their journal way back
hubby did it for a month
but friend kept it up till this day
somehow the quintessence of life is in your stories
Love, Palo

[habs4ever]

It didn't get past the Postal Inspector,or the censors, my dear;-)

[andysandmikesmom]

I have not heard, of him, but am writing it down for further reference...one of the funniest things this friend wrote in his journal was about the time we were all up at Mt Rainier Natl Park...we had stopped just before getting into the park, and we had pulled up at one of the scenic overlooks, to look at a dam...another motorist pulled in right behind us, and was looking at it also...then he said something about all that water down there, and then mentioned that he worked for one of the water utilities in Olympia, Washington...well, that is where we are from, so we struck up a conversation....

Once we got back into the car, my hubbys friend, opened up his journal, and noted.."Met up with a water utilites man from Olympia"..noted the date and time of the meeting...I just found it to be surreal...this guy has his whole life in print...surreal, but wonderful...

[Neets]

OMG...did youse guys see this??? Wonder what he would have done if she was from New York and pronounced it Newwwww Yawwwwwwwwwwwk???

Galveston Man Shoots Girlfriend for saying "New Jersey"

[grannie9]

Ahhhh.... exsqueeze me? What is a Silver Bullet Martini? No wonder you never get a drink..(along with other things). You talk ragtime...you silly bench...

[palo verde]

hi cookie
thanks for the ping
I'm going over to the dog thread now to read it
habs, stop studying those naked pictures of me
they are for the tailor not for you
Love, Palo

[GoodyBrown]

Long story but yes, I lived there on a hill until 1994. It is one of the most beautiful cities in the world; the light is unlike any place else 'cuz there is water on 3 sides reflecting off the buildings. The opera is almost as good as the Met and the good times roll most of the time.

[grannie9]

How about a Vodka on the rocks.. that's what I'm drinking?

By the time you get Habs' P.J's you could let your armpit hair grow and keep warm that way... Think European. Jeeeeeze.. Habs.. You'll never make any money that way...

[grannie9]

Are you kidding me? I paid extra for that service? I'm telling you.. some postal inspector has your package... They used the xray on it for sure...

[andysandmikesmom]

People will try to kill other people for the stupidest reasons...here are a few ones, I have read about over the years, in the papers...

1. Two men are hungry and decide to make a bologna sandwich, but they have only enough fixins for one sandwich...they make it, then instead of cutting it in half like normal people, they begin to argue about who will take the first bite...one guys grabs a steak knife and kills the other....

2. Two men want to cut their toenails, so they both go for the nail clippers...the one who does not get the clippers, gets angry, and shoots the other guy to death...

3. A man sits down to the dinner table, and asks his wife, whats for dinner? She replies 'porkchops'...he informs her that he does not like pork chops, and kills her...

Really, these are actual stories, I have read about, not in the tabloids, but in regular newpapers...people will kill other people, or try to kill them, for the silliest reasons...

[Neets]

I'm beginning to wonder about our boy habs...I think he is all NOSHOW. The vodka would me just fine...ABSOLUT-ly.

[habs4ever]

My leedle enterprise is a loss leader for the taxman........shhhhhhh....Now, didn't you see old Nick and Nora Charles guzzling silver bullets in the Thin Man??Its about an 8:1 gin/vermouth martini, sorta like you mainling your vodka right now.Brings back all those fond days when you were in the Rat Pack, huh, honey??LOL...or was that when you and the rest of the Kraut line from the Bruins used to go drinking at Toot Shors after a game against the Rangers?? Those were the days, eh Jude??lol

[grannie9]

You betcha.. good choice... Here tiz...lots of ice.. and a balloon glass... the way I like em.... Olive?

[habs4ever]

I've been reading that its being renamed the "$hitty by the Bay" now, as Willie Boy Brown, your namesake, has no intention of being a Guiliani.Oh well...

[grannie9]

You're such a "dingbat." You Rube...lol

Toots Shors is in New Yaaaawwwwk...

The Thin Man? My goodness, I think you're older than me...and that means dirt.. ;)

[Neets]

An olive is just fine grannie....

[grannie9]

I love olives.. too bad they make you swell...sighhh..