Are you trying to make me want to leap into a fiery precipice? I am not nearly that old, and my Nordic features would never be described as leathery. Be nice to me! (1) Don't jump! That's what Gollum's for!
(2) Hey! I didn't (a) choose the screenie, nor (b) boast about having to restrain myself so as not to whump men at shooting, pool, horse-riding, arm-wrestling and beer-can crushing, Missie! (Not sure I got all the details right on the psychon.)
Dan
(c;
I know, but I will be more careful from now on about any boasting. I am not liking the parts you did come up with. This girl has enough demons.