Ahhh, the truth comes out at last. The Templars tried to keep it a secret, but this outhouse is built directly upon one of the earth's natural power grids. This outhouse has always been a source of power. The Egyptians knew about this Irish source of power. People who poop there, do so with greater facility, yet only those "in-the-know" know the real reason why. The Druids knew about it. The Merovingians and now the Masons and Skull and Bones know about it, as well as the Jekyl Island group and two members from MJ-12.
I wouldn't want to be the company insuring this inventor because the Illuminati have hims down as a marked man.