[Harrison Bergeron]

And the professor... ahhhh the professor... going on a pleasure tour was so opposite his egghead bookish personality... he had to have had some nefarious motive... I suspect he orchestrated the shipwreck and was using Gilligan for evil experiments.

[strela]

And the professor ...

Doin' the horizontal mambo w/Mary Ann. The Skipper was too obese, Gilligan was a dufus, Ginger and Mrs. Howell didn't wear Birkenstocks or listen to the Indigo Girls, and Mr. Howell didn't want to lose half of his estate to a paternity suit and/or big divorce settlement with the missus.