Seriously, guy ... Christ's faults? I'm all ears.
(I'm happy to wait until you're NOT drinking ... even if I'm anxious to hear your answer. Night!)
Denial of self. The doctrine of altruism. The belief in the supernatural, his affection for facial hair. (kidding on the last)
His pluses - much of the Sermon on the Mount, his unrelenting love in his teachings, his openness to all (such as the Canaanite woman with the sick child), his humility, his grace, his style (despite the beard).
There are none.