If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
I have to be very careful to buy my wife flowers on days that are not occasions, after a fight, after she's tired or had a bad day, or after a good day. I can only buy flowers for her on "nothing" days...otherwise "I'm doing it because I have to"
I know you mean to call men names in the nicest possible way. This thread is abusive to men in general and should not be condoned. I would feel the same way about threads bashing women. Go back to your NOW sisters and tell them to keep it to themselves. I know you'll tell me to lighten up and its all in good fun and other choice horse nuggets. Don't waste your time sucking on wet rags with me.
Dang those are funny!!!
Did you make those up?