Posted on 01/20/2002 4:53:24 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW ....WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?
Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
I've seen the light, Oneida. I've been saved.
And, A. McGowan sent me a check
China, I was just writing that for the guys who can't figure women out and think that we're all cruel avaricious monsters. Clearly you're not one of them. Some guys (and some women) just really don't understand each other and hav a very hard time and think it's all the fault of the opposite sex. I was simply hoping to foster a little mutual tolerance on a thread that seems to be filled with a really horrifying level of hostility and pain.
Shhhhhhhhh. That sounds borderline sexual and if you are not careful the posting police will nail you, "Breaking News" or not.
Seeee, everything is complicated with you guys....... :)
Are you sure that's the exact terminology you meant to use ? . ....
American men like me, European men like me. I can be aggressive, shy, demure, whatever the occasion calls for. I negotiate in the Boardroom effectively, but as a team player. I'm a great cook, conversationalist, and friend.
Hate disappointing you. Rrriiigghhtt. How do YOU spell gorilla?
Our mothers raised us to believe such behavior was impolite.
Have I said that a gentleman must never approach a stranger, a woman to whom he has not been introduced by someone who knows them both? Why, yes, I have. No decent man accosts a woman who doesn't know him with an intimate request. What reason would he have to do so, other than her raw physical attributes? Should those be enough? If so, he is a cad, reason enough for her to snub him.
I can guess....although I have noticed that as soon as something needs repair, maintenance, or cleaning involving anything more caustic than lemon Pledge, it becomes mine until said repair, maintenance, or cleaning is completed.
Don Quixote, Crime and Punishment, and Hamlet are the three things women should read to understand men.
Of course, I don't have a man to pick on right now.
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