Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Eerily accurate. Using the steak knife, I fought off this foolish pirate wannabe. A fine steak-eater, armed with the requisite serrated silverware, would hardly surrender his own sister to a badly-costumed plastic swordsman!