Lunatic escaped.
I'm scared! Quit necking, peel out
Hey, whose hook is this?
What a great hairdo
but why is blood dripping down?
spiders ate your head!
Dog brings dead rabbit.
Friend's! Wash, dry, return--surprise!
it had been buried.
What's this, a pimple?
It's growing very large now.
Yikes! Baby spiders!
Recipe--charge me?!
I'll show you, neiman marcus!
Here it is for FREE!
Collect soda tabs
then send thousands to some church
free dialysis!
Fever, death, oh no!
Same restaurant--ate bad food?
No! Toilet spider!
Cows sleep standing up
We went cow tipping, really!
No, we really did.
Our hotel room robbed!
Thieves left cam'ra, toothbrushes.
(pic---they're in their butts!)
Pick up hitchhiker--
girl in sweater---disappears!
Ghost who died this day.
Date, but I have gas,
blast it quick in boyfriend's car.
(oops!---friends in backseat).
Groom has a surprise.
"Look under your plate!" Pictures
of bride and best man.