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Posted on 01/17/2002 4:50:52 AM PST by LN2Campy
Haiku...Urban Legends -- two intermittently occuring topics on this esteemed forum. Why not combine them??
What's this on mirror?
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!"
One night stand of DEATH!!
It's strange to awaken
In a bathtub full of ice.
HEY - where's my kidney!?!
"Speed trap" I flash them
As a helpful motorist
Only to get shot!!
OK, folks, knock yourselves out!!
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
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To: LN2Campy
Your bottle of Dawn
Has a devilish logo
Procter and Gamble
To: gridlock
I thought Nevada
Is where rocket cars fly high
A Chevy Nova?
To: bologna.com; bootyist-monk
From the quiet cell,
Lines of monk once penned, break loose.
Frankenstein's monster.
23
posted on
01/17/2002 5:34:53 AM PST
by
dighton
To: LN2Campy
A secret love child
Sharpton is coming on strong
Jesse's on the rocks.
To: LN2Campy
Pop rocks and soda.
Mikey will eat anything.
Bang!!! See? I told you.
To: LN2Campy
Condit is teflon
That no shame or morals stick
Oh where is Chandra?
To: LN2Campy
To convey one's mood
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic.
27
posted on
01/17/2002 5:43:31 AM PST
by
Arkle
To: LN2Campy, Freemyland
I'm an Idiot
Urban legend no compute
My replies are void
To: LN2Campy
Metal detectors
Cannot see plastic handguns.
Those rascally Glocks!
To: LN2Campy
Gas station at night
Boogyman behind car seat
Gas clerk writes "LOOK OUT"
30
posted on
01/17/2002 5:45:58 AM PST
by
Logos65
To: dighton
What is the truth?
Hidden meanings haunt and scream
Bee Tee Tee pangs me.
31
posted on
01/17/2002 5:47:41 AM PST
by
Orual
To: LN2Campy
The earth gets hotter
Gaia hangs in the balance.
Damn Americans!
To: LN2Campy
They'll never survive
The brutal Afghan winter.
Weakling US troops.
To: dighton
the dessert drys me
sundresses hide in a whole
love its to much good
To: Arkle
Regarding #27:
Finally, he fixed each picture
With a saturate solution
Which was made of hyposulphite
Which, again, was made of soda.
(Very difficult the name is
For a metre like the present
But periphrasis has done it.)-- Lewis Carroll, Hiawatha's Photographing.
35
posted on
01/17/2002 5:54:08 AM PST
by
dighton
To: LN2Campy
The news media
Are fair, honest and balanced.
Who says otherwise?
To: Ratatoskr
Popeye and Bluto Drink O.J. and become gay New breakfast drink please
To: Ratatoskr
Popeye and Bluto
Drink O.J. and become gay
New breakfast drink please
To: LN2Campy
I saw a film once
Of a huge exploding whale.
Not urban legend.
To: Rebelbase
LOL!
Uh, I mean:
LOLOL
LOLOLOL
LOLOL
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