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Urban Legend Haiku
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Posted on 01/17/2002 4:50:52 AM PST by LN2Campy

Haiku...Urban Legends -- two intermittently occuring topics on this esteemed forum. Why not combine them??

What's this on mirror?
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!"
One night stand of DEATH!!

It's strange to awaken
In a bathtub full of ice.
HEY - where's my kidney!?!

"Speed trap" I flash them
As a helpful motorist
Only to get shot!!

OK, folks, knock yourselves out!!


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To: noone
Poor seven year old!
Cancer, horrible illness!
Wants to get postcards.
181 posted on 01/17/2002 11:32:12 AM PST by noone
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To: noone
Athiest O'Hair
In Court with the government
No Christian TV!
182 posted on 01/17/2002 11:37:14 AM PST by noone
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To: f.Christian
Protections racket...
We need a hit MAN---
bull--janthrax has balls!
183 posted on 01/17/2002 11:40:44 AM PST by f.Christian
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To: f.Christian
Komoto dragons...
Mama--papa--baby lizzards---
one bite-kiss--so long!
184 posted on 01/17/2002 11:44:49 AM PST by f.Christian
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To: ErnBatavia
Monica is mad
Hold her at the East Gate, please.
Eleanor inside.
185 posted on 01/17/2002 11:51:25 AM PST by gridlock
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To: f.Christian
Read Darwin Awards
laugh out loud at idiots
I'll live forever
186 posted on 01/17/2002 11:53:41 AM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: VRWCmember
Sheer brilliance
187 posted on 01/17/2002 11:56:02 AM PST by MassExodus
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To: Slyfox
Searing course of flame,
Roars away with sonic boom.
Distant "puff" on mesa.
188 posted on 01/17/2002 11:57:30 AM PST by gridlock
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To: gridlock
whale explodes
large chunks of mammalian protein fly
All-State buys Cadillac
189 posted on 01/17/2002 12:02:21 PM PST by muleskinner
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To: fish hawk
You bit off my face

Bad lizards! Bad lizards! Bad!

I'm now lizard poo

190 posted on 01/17/2002 12:08:14 PM PST by Cogadh na Sith
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To: ValerieUSA
Vampire liberals...
one ride in the pimp mobile---
knuckles-knees touch ground!
191 posted on 01/17/2002 12:10:27 PM PST by f.Christian
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To: f.Christian
f. Christian Haikus

3-6-4 syllables--huh?

What up wit dat, yo?

192 posted on 01/17/2002 12:20:22 PM PST by Cogadh na Sith
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To: chookter
I'm counting fingers,
Suddenly, the lights go out!
Time to go home, Dude!
193 posted on 01/17/2002 12:34:25 PM PST by gridlock
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To: RikaStrom; uglybiker
Freeping on the job
What else is there to do here?
Freep, and freep again.
194 posted on 01/17/2002 1:05:00 PM PST by Neets
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To: chookter
Batman goes,"pow","bam"
Onomatopoeia
Buddy just goes,"splat".
195 posted on 01/17/2002 1:26:40 PM PST by fish hawk
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To: LN2Campy
Headless corpse passes
On motorcycle, next lane
(Flying sheet metal)
196 posted on 01/17/2002 1:28:59 PM PST by SerpentDove
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To: gridlock
Andromeda's glow
Trevelled for two million years
To twinkle my eye.
197 posted on 01/17/2002 1:35:30 PM PST by fish hawk
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To: Grampa Dave
No more fishing tales?
They have gone to the rivers
Flys more fun than words.
198 posted on 01/17/2002 1:40:55 PM PST by fish hawk
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To: fish hawk
You blew it, fish hawk
Onomatopoeia gots
just six syllables
199 posted on 01/17/2002 1:41:34 PM PST by Cogadh na Sith
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To: chookter
When I was a kid and made a bad face my mom used to say,"watch out or your face will stay that way". Well:

Talking in Haikus
Can become a bad habit
People are staring.

200 posted on 01/17/2002 1:47:22 PM PST by fish hawk
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