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Urban Legend Haiku
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Posted on 01/17/2002 4:50:52 AM PST by LN2Campy

Haiku...Urban Legends -- two intermittently occuring topics on this esteemed forum. Why not combine them??

What's this on mirror?
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!"
One night stand of DEATH!!

It's strange to awaken
In a bathtub full of ice.
HEY - where's my kidney!?!

"Speed trap" I flash them
As a helpful motorist
Only to get shot!!

OK, folks, knock yourselves out!!


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To: fish hawk
Very good!
121 posted on 01/17/2002 9:29:51 AM PST by Grampa Dave
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To: f.Christian
Someone is cranky
Got up on wrong side of bed
Go slap Democrats!!!
122 posted on 01/17/2002 9:31:15 AM PST by fish hawk
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To: SarahW
Send a get-well card
to the little dying boy
Pass on this message

Every three years
we do so without fail though
he's forty-eight now

The hospital says
he recovered years ago
But what do they know

123 posted on 01/17/2002 9:34:24 AM PST by Reply 491
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To: fish hawk
Photograpers snap me...
the Easter parade---
wouldn't go on!
124 posted on 01/17/2002 9:35:58 AM PST by f.Christian
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To: Grampa Dave
It's all in the wrist
three hundred dollar Fly Rod
lost fly to willows.
125 posted on 01/17/2002 9:36:33 AM PST by fish hawk
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To: fish hawk
Fly fishing wussies!
Give me squid strips and sinkers
Surfcasting beats all!!
126 posted on 01/17/2002 9:40:30 AM PST by LN2Campy
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To: bootyist-monk
What good is Haiku
Wont put food on the table
Just brings out the kooks. ~~{;^D
127 posted on 01/17/2002 9:42:03 AM PST by fish hawk
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To: LN2Campy
In the Atlantic
Is a triangle of death
Empty ship still sails
128 posted on 01/17/2002 9:42:54 AM PST by poindexter
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To: LN2Campy
Squid is for eating
I only go to oceans
Surfcasting for babes.
129 posted on 01/17/2002 9:46:08 AM PST by fish hawk
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To: fish hawk
That is why my son and I tie most of our flies!

He is worse than I am. If he doesn't lose a fly by casting into the brush/willows/poison oak/wild grapes/? on the far bank every 12 casts, he is having a bad day! I have seen him replace 24 flies in a three to four hour castathon. Off course he will out fish me 5 to one! His theory, the flies/nymphs fall down into the river from the overhanging or nearby brush.

When the stripers have their next meal close to the bank and sometimes even jumping on the shore, he will cast right on the shore and bring the fly back. He hooked a 35# in about 8 inches of water. The fish knocked the wind out of itself trying to dive after my son set the hook. He cast the fly onto the shore and flipped it back into the pod of bait and stripers. At least three stripers went ripping after his fly for an easy lunch!

130 posted on 01/17/2002 9:47:59 AM PST by Grampa Dave
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To: Lazamataz
I can't do Haiku
It gives me a bad headache
I can't think that quick.
131 posted on 01/17/2002 9:48:39 AM PST by Neets
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To: LN2Campy
Haven't caught a babe
Went to my doctor for help
It's all in the wrist.
132 posted on 01/17/2002 9:50:01 AM PST by fish hawk
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To: fish hawk
Surfcasting for babes?
Just employ prop like puppy!
Else use barbless hooks...
133 posted on 01/17/2002 9:51:23 AM PST by LN2Campy
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To: fish hawk
Do they exist...
babes with two right feet---
I'm so lonely and...
134 posted on 01/17/2002 9:54:29 AM PST by f.Christian
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To: OneidaM
Thinking doesn't help
If it did...no more Haiku
We'd all be at work.

Take two aspirin
Quit thinking about Haiku
and go get a life.

135 posted on 01/17/2002 9:58:12 AM PST by fish hawk
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To: LN2Campy
I don't know about surf casting. My son and I will catch more stripers on the California Delta in two hours than all the bait and hardward chunkers who surround us and out number us 100 to 2!

A year ago the Friday after Thanksgiving, he and I caught and released 12 stripers in a little over 30 minutes in an area that had over 100 bait and hard ware chunkers! This 100 bait and gear chunkers caught zero fish before we got there and zero during the time we were catching them!

The dumb ones booed us. The smart ones asked to see what his flies looked like and what rods and lines we were using!

Ken Hanley is apparently getting ready to come out with a new book on how to use Spey rods to cast in the West Coast Surf with flies for Stripers and other ocean fish! People who have seen him and a couple of other famous flyfishers use their Spey Rods and flies can't believe their results!

136 posted on 01/17/2002 9:58:23 AM PST by Grampa Dave
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To: LN2Campy
WINGS

Man yearns to fly
Rocket strapped to trunk with tape
Becomes One with rock

137 posted on 01/17/2002 9:59:36 AM PST by Slyfox
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To: Grampa Dave
A few years ago I was flying to the Mainland from Maui. I spotted an old friend from Eureka and asked where he had been. He blongs to a fly fishing club in Eureka and they were returning from a fly fishing jaunt in the south sea islands. He said they had a wonderful time. That was the first time I had heard of fly fishing in the ocean.
138 posted on 01/17/2002 10:04:25 AM PST by fish hawk
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To: LN2Campy
Did Ted Nugent write
I'm A Bad American?
It was a Freeper
139 posted on 01/17/2002 10:07:38 AM PST by uglybiker
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To: Grampa Dave
A couple fish nuts
Are turning a Haiku thread
Into a sports show.
140 posted on 01/17/2002 10:08:38 AM PST by fish hawk
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