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Posted on 01/17/2002 4:50:52 AM PST by LN2Campy
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To: LN2Campy
Email is now cheap
But 5 cent tax is coming
Bill 602P
To: LN2Campy
Microsoft pays cash
To forward e-mail around
Then you buy swampland
To: LN2Campy
Free vacation fun
From Disney and Microsoft
Just forward this note
To: VRWCmember
The castle Anthrax Haiku:
You must spank her well.
And after you have spanked her,
you may deal with her
Bad! Bad! Naughty Zoot!
give us all a good spanking!
And spank me. And me.
after the spanking,
the oral sex. Oral sex!
Silence, foul temptress!
The Castle Anthrax:
I could stay a BIT longer.
Despite great peril!
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posted on
01/17/2002 8:32:53 AM PST
by
Grit
To: Grampa Dave
The river's muddy
No fly fishing this morning
No football either.
Turn on the Freepers
Post some trivial Haikus
Ooohhhhh...for a steelhead.
To: CheneyChick
My life lacks meaning
Oh..how can I enjoy sex
Don't know what is....is.
Tourist Guy is here
Someone set us up the bomb
Zig for great justice
To: fish hawk
That mexican dog you got ain't looking so hot.. You smuggled a rat!
108
posted on
01/17/2002 8:50:24 AM PST
by
SarahW
To: CheneyChick
Morning lifts her veil
Dew like sequins on the grass
Diamonds of the dawn.
To: CheneyChick
Morning lifts her veil
Dew like sequins on the grass
Diamonds of the dawn.
To: LN2Campy
Who could say no to
Donations for the victims?
Sit and count the money!
To: ben richards
This one guy rode down
From the eighty-seventh floor
Its a miracle!
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posted on
01/17/2002 9:04:25 AM PST
by
SarahW
To: fish hawk
I will be somewhere tomorrow waving a 14' graphite wand in a river to the Steelhead Gods!
Due to some unplanned need for some outside help, I'm house bound to let people in and out to do their jobs! The first one just showed up, only two hours late!
Last week our fly club held a steelhead workshop. We have two guys who are really good. In fact one is so good, he will become a guide later this year! The workshop got all of us riled up!
I got a call last night from another addicted one, and he is making phone calls for tomorrow's venture as I post this non Haiku! I will check the computer, and my son is checking his Fish Sniffer choices for me!
To: CheneyChick
MAUI HAIKU
Prostrate on the sand
Sacrificing to the sun
The white of their flesh
I question the sea
The setting sun caressed you
Why are you angry?
All of my mistakes
May not have been in error
Only time is wise
Lo..the petals fall
But no one mourns their dying
Ushering the fruit.
Bold Anthuriums
Hawaiis phallic flower
Shameless and obscene.
Haleakala
Hawaiian sun god temple
Monolith mountain.
Cherryblossoms fall
Soft and gentle in the wind
If death could be thus.
Back to the real world
Fooling around with Freepers
Laughing at Haikus.
To: spectre
The moose-cheese...
I have a recipe
bit my sister!
To: dighton
It is not my fault
Bad Republicans are here
Freepers know the truth
To: f.Christian
count on your fingers...it's 5-7-5 or use Abacus. Aloha morning to you. from Akamai Okole.(smart ass)
To: fish hawk
Haiku flunky...
so what's the big---
f......ing deal!
To: bootyist-monk
Daisy-Cutter bombs
Dropped on a Red Cross Warehouse
Civilian targets
To: Grampa Dave
Fly fishing the Smith
Kings Explorer,Golden Goose,
Comet or the Boss.
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