MONICA: I HATE BEING DIRTY JOKE

New York Post ^ | 1/17/02 | DAVID K. LI

[blondee123]

You are a dirty joke! end of story!

[Djarum]

you reap what you [rhymes with sow]

[TroutStalker]

Her father must be so proud of the family name, and his daughter.

[henbane]

"She's not an actor, she's not a performer, she's a kid," said Sheila Nevins, HBO executive vice president of original programming. "We thought she could protect herself, but. . . ."

Yeah--just a little innocent kid--who hits 30 next year.

Monica: Born: 23 July 1973

OTOH, back in '98 when she was a dewey-eyed 25, Bubba was fat, flabby but frisky at 51

BillyJeff: Born: 19 August 1946

Why the impeached old pervert could have been Monica's aging Daddy.

[Tall_Texan]

**...the portly pepperpot, who nearly brought down a president.**

That was polite. I'd have written "...the persistent porky pandora who prostituted herself for a president's perverted peccadellos."

[jeremiah]

I truly pity her, the road she chose is a very rocky one. I hope she finds her way and lives to regret her choices.

[Tall_Texan]

**you realize very painfully that a vacuum is created**

I don't have to write a punchline for this, do I???

[Lancey Howard]

"She's not an actor, she's not a performer, she's a kid," said Sheila Nevins, HBO executive vice president of original programming. "We thought she could protect herself, but . . . "

Yes, she is a "kid". And she was a lot more of a kid six years ago. A really immature, pathetic kid.

And this is why Clinton strayed from Harry Thomasson's script when he added "that woman" (Ms. Lewinsky) to his televised public denial (which later turned out to be a lie). Clinton feared more than anything else that he would be portrayed as a sick, "dirty old man", or worse, a virtual pedophile. Clinton knew more than anybody what a pathetic and immature little girl Lewinski was. And naturally, the sychophant liberal news media took the hint and the "dirty old pedophile" label never got traction. These same news scum joined with the rat spin doctors and made the "relationship" into a consensual one between a grown man and a "grown woman".
What an utterly sick chapter in the history of this nation.

[ConsistentLibertarian]

"I guess you should not have been a dirty SLUT!" Maybe she should have found a more appropriate partner. Telling women they can't ever indulge their dirty slut fantasies strikes me as bad public policy.

[weegee]

Lewinsky awkwardly struggled to keep her composure as she publicized an HBO documentary, "Monica in Black and White."

You wouldn't have caught Judith Exner consenting to pimp an HBO "documentary" on her activities...

[TheMole]

Yes, Monica Lewinsky is now 28 years old. Gosh, it seems like only yesterday that she was crawling around on the floor of the Oval Office ...

[StoneColdGOP]

She should have thought about this before she hit her knees for Bill Clinton.

[Tennessee_Bob]

Guess she should have thought of all that before she got under the desk.

[Geronimo]

she sucks...

[ConsistentLibertarian]

But apparently, she doesn't swallow.

[Geronimo]

lol...

[lawdude]

"you realize very painfully that a vacuum is created . . ."

Vacuums suck, doncha know, Darlin'!

[Dan Day]

Notice that this article mentions her sexual, um, "indiscretions", but doesn't mention a single word about the fact that the real reasons she became such a central figure were: 1. She knowingly filed a false affidavit in federal court, thereby commiting felony perjury, and 2. Her sex partner chose to lie, stonewall, cheat, maneuver, and propagandize his way through the debacle for most of a year, forcing it onto the front pages for months on end, rather than make it fade by either simply truthfully answering questions asked under oath, or resigning when things came to a, um, head and sparing the country (and Monica) the harsh glare of the spotlight on the whole sordid mess.

They made their bed (or their hallway) and now they get to lie in it. (Ewww...)

[rockfish59]

damn, she was born in my hometown!
so glad i moved out of that freak/show/commie run state!

[rockfish59]

bill & monica in porn pic!

hope ya' see this mon, ya' little chubby butt!