[PatrickHenry]

I understand it all now. The reason our ancestors left Africa a few hundred thousand years ago is because they were driven out. Our ancestors were regarded as "milk-drinking perverts" by mankind's early leaders. So, shamed and degraded, our ancestors were banished, and they took their dairy herds with them. Africa was cleansed of the milk-sucking filth, and we -- the descendants of those early sickos -- are the result of their loathesome mutation.

[VadeRetro]

NPR may do a special on your theory any time now.

[AndrewC]

Our ancestors were regarded as "milk-drinking perverts" by mankind's early leaders.

Which came first the herd or the or the non-curd? And why?