Let me guess. You've had an oh-so-rough life. Your dog died; your girl left you...............you sold your first car and really wish you had kept it instead.
Give me a break, o ye who usurps an historical name due to lack of imagination.
I don't know what comic book you've been reading, but the Bible isn't the Word of some "small, mean, and shabby god [sic]". Try reading it sometime, especially the New Testament, before you embarrass yourself on such a public forum in such a way again.
I don't know about that. I've been preached at all my life by "men of God" who say that if you strum your dong or if you have a good time with your girlfriend, it's hellfire forever. I see no grandeur there.