[COBOL2Java]

I think it's a composite of a monkey's shaved body with the child's arms and head added in place of the monkey's

You could have a rewarding career with American Media, Inc.! :-)

[Otis Mukinfus]

You could have a rewarding career with American Media, Inc.! :-)

Thanks I agree, but not for 10 bucks an hour! I'd rather write C# code for more.