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GIANT SPIDER ATTACKS MT. HOOD OREGON!!
KGW.com (Portland News Station) ^ | 01.12.02

Posted on 01/12/2002 4:31:15 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican

THIS JUST IN! GIANT SPIDER ATTACKING OREGON! DESCENDING FROM OUTER SPACE AND EATING THE CASCADES!!


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To: RedBloodedAmerican
You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money! Well, it doesn't, Mr. Potter! In the whole vast configuration of things, I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider!
21 posted on 01/12/2002 4:41:23 PM PST by jrherreid
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
uh huh
22 posted on 01/12/2002 4:43:55 PM PST by ATOMIC_PUNK
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
Citizens of Oregon! RUN FOR IT!!!

We are organizing a counter-attack in Texas.

Pray for us.

23 posted on 01/12/2002 4:45:59 PM PST by LibKill
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To: RedBloodedAmerican

Seen heading toward Portland.


24 posted on 01/12/2002 4:48:50 PM PST by Marylander
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To: LibKill
"Citizens of Oregon! RUN FOR IT!!! "

if this is a ploy to get "illegals" to run home to mexico...
forget it....won't work; but:
if you tell em, "we're outa beer....", your problems are "sol-ved"....

25 posted on 01/12/2002 4:54:51 PM PST by hoot2
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To: Marylander
Hope This Helps
26 posted on 01/12/2002 4:55:11 PM PST by Davea
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
Citizens of Oregon run for your lives!!

Would you mind repeating that? I saw your mouth move but all that came out was Japanese.

27 posted on 01/12/2002 4:56:01 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: hoot2
That giant spider does not look like a 'ploy' to me.

The Texas wing of the Great Right Wing Conspiracy is locking and loading.

We will take that monster out or die trying!

28 posted on 01/12/2002 4:58:03 PM PST by LibKill
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK;howlin
Hey, didn't someone make a post a week or two ago about seeing Sasquatch/Bigfoot in Oregon? Who was it? Maybe they saw this, too.
29 posted on 01/12/2002 4:58:06 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: Slyfox
LOL! Well I didn't say "American citizens in Oregon" because that would leave many *cough* folks behind.
30 posted on 01/12/2002 4:59:30 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
Sasquatch?

Nothing next to that outer space spider.

31 posted on 01/12/2002 5:00:27 PM PST by LibKill
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
Whew! I guess we won't have to worry about term limits?
32 posted on 01/12/2002 5:01:33 PM PST by FryingPan101
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
LMAO I dont know i cant remember back that far
33 posted on 01/12/2002 5:03:12 PM PST by ATOMIC_PUNK
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
The Prince will Get Them High........


34 posted on 01/12/2002 5:03:26 PM PST by cmsgop
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To: LoanPalm
Flee!

You mean flea!

Well, they both have eight legs.

Ummmm, I'm pretty sure fleas only have six legs.... I could be wrong though.

35 posted on 01/12/2002 5:05:24 PM PST by cidrasm
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
I heard Hillary Clinton is on vacation there.

Slate and Salon.com will now write serious articles talking about how Free Republic was afraid of Giant Spiders attacking Mt Hood and feared the Clinton's were involved -- just like the "Buddy was Murdered!" posts

36 posted on 01/12/2002 5:09:05 PM PST by spycatcher
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To: Marylander
Kitzhaber's wife?

Or vera katz in drag?

37 posted on 01/12/2002 5:09:38 PM PST by Robert_Paulson2
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To: Robert_Paulson2
I thought Kitzhaber was Vera in drag
38 posted on 01/12/2002 5:11:15 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: Ken H
NO! THEM's ants...
39 posted on 01/12/2002 5:11:39 PM PST by null and void
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To: spycatcher
VRWSW (Vast Right Wing Spider Web)
40 posted on 01/12/2002 5:11:43 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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