[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"Sam seems more Romulan to me. "

Tough call, but I think a Romulan would be more emotional at times. 'Ol Sam seems too...composed, most of the time.
Either way...still a weenie.

[Stand Watch Listen]

. 'Ol Sam seems too...composed, most of the time.

Hmmmmm...just asl old Sam any question regarding his farming/ranching federal subsidies on his 'spread' in New Mexico...then watch the toupee fly.