Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go
Al-Qaeda needa be sedated
Before we send 'em to, Guantanamo, oh
Al-Qaeda needa be sedated
Just get them to the airport, put 'em on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry, then we'll bomb Hussein
Castro can't believe it, it's driving him insane
Oh no oh oh oh oh
Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go
Al-Qaeda needa be sedated
No one to kill, nothing to blow, oh
Al-Qaeda needa be sedated
Just chain 'em to their seat, that's where they'll be
Hurry hurry hurry, eat a BLT
That was too easy, now they're feeling queasy
Oh no oh oh oh oh
Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go
Al-Qaeda needa be sedated
Before we send 'em to, Guantanamo, oh
Al-Qaeda needa be sedated
Just chain 'em in their seats, get 'em on the go
Hurry hurry hurry, let 'em bug Castro
They can't control their people, not any mo'
Oh no oh oh oh oh
Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go
Al-Qaeda needa be sedated
No one to kill, nothing to blow, oh
Al-Qaeda needa be sedated
Just chain 'em to their seats, get 'em to the show
Hurry hurry hurry, they're already loco
The conjugal visit's here, it's Janet Reno
Oh no oh oh oh oh
Ta-li-baba-ba, baba-ban, Al-Qaeda needa be sedated
Ta-li-baba-ba, baba-ban, Al-Qaeda needa be sedated
Ta-li-baba-ba, baba-ban, Al-Qaeda needa be sedated
Ta-li-baba-ba, baba-ban, Al-Qaeda needa be sedated