[plain talk]

It's just like any explosion where the debris comes apart non-uniformly.

[JoJo the Clown]

plain talk, no it isn't. Explosions normally spew out debris non-uniformly because of (a) non-uniformity in the original explosing mass, and/or (b) differences in the surrounding environment that affect the path of the exploding mass. But that wouln't apply to a singularity, which by definition, would be homogenous and without an "environment."