Or at least leach some learning when you come up here.
Regards.
(OP puts down beer, stands up and spreads arms wide in risible Heston-Moses impersonation)...
Lo, I am a river unto my people.
Being that you are suffering through another winter in Maryland (thank the merciful God that the Reds who masquerade as "maryland state legislators" haven't rationed your heating oil yet, comrade) -- you, er, probably don't even want to hear a description of weather in the Florida Keys this time of year. So, I shan't rub it in.
The tap's open if you ever visit, though. My congregation not only home-schools, we home-brew.