-Anything after "I'm sorry", is the start of a whole new argument...but I'm always game...(I'm a slow learner...) I was told that the the full statement is "My Darling wife, I'm sorry for ...., I beg your forgiveness for the errors I have committed that have offended your delicate sensibilities so deeply. I promise to spend many hours in the recalibration of my mental and physical habits so that I never repeat those errors again. Please put your .357 back in the holster. Darling, please put your .357 back in the holster. Sweetheat, you look so cute in that outfit may I take you out on the town tonight? Baby, please put that .357 back in the holster. Honey is there anything I can do to get that frown off of your beautiful face that will convince you I am fully sincere,
this time?"
My wife would have a terminal heart attack if I was to ever say something like that