Hmmmmm...
Here; let's try this...
"John Ashcroft we will INDICT... & Fate will make Dwight Bubba C's Cell-wife for life!"
Whadda ya think, eh?
Kinda snappy, huh?
Say there, son; you make damned sure to give your beautiful bride a BIG Happy Birthday from us here in flyoever, y'hear?
Plus; do something nice for the poor girl, for a change?
Like clean the house, make the dinner and clean-up the mess afterwards while the laundy's in the washer & dryer.
Oh yea...don't forget the babies, either; they'll need tendin', too.
...& for Heaven's sake, stop Freepin' her!!
Will do, my FRiend...but her B-day ain't until January. MUDmama is my mama...MUD's Missuz is my wife.
"Plus; do something nice for the poor girl, for a change? Like clean the house, make the dinner and clean-up the mess afterwards while the laundy's in the washer & dryer. Oh yea...don't forget the babies, either; they'll need tendin', too."
Sounds like just another typical day at the MudCave to me...I'm such a Good Hubby!!
"...& for Heaven's sake, stop FReepin' her!!"
Shush, you loudmouth HOOsier...that's a B-Day surprise.
LOL and FReegards...MUD
Obviously, I agree with the sentiment, but yer line has twelve syllables and Waylon's song only has ten...it ain't as easy as it looks, is it, mi amigo?!
Utmost FReegards...MUD