"SlickWillie LIES!! (under oath)"
(To be sung to Elvis Presley's "Suspicious Minds")
Slick's just like The Clap...Slick Won't Stay Out...
Becuz Bill Loves US sooo much, Ladies!!
Folks, won't you see?! EX-Prez'dent Clinton's "Guilty!!"
Networks LIE...don't believe a word Left's sayin'!!
We must DETHRONE Bill Clinton...must CONVICT Slick's LIES!!
(IMPEACH Left's LIES....)**
Folks, we can't build our "bridge" when OUR EX-Prez'dent's LIES!!
So, c'mon FReepers, let's go!! Right's gotta DETHRONE Left's 'HO!!
We gonna teach DemLib'rals 'bout OUR Rights!!
'Cuz once we DETHRONE Slick...and keep Ol' Dubyuh in,
Slick'll spend many years in Jail fer SPYIN"!!
(Folks, keep fightin'....)**
World shall go on without Slick...Tyranny's Left's CRIME!!
(Slick we'll INDICT!!)**
We'll shatter all Left's dreams...De-Brainwash Left's Minds!!
Left retails Fear and Lies...Fer OUR Country We Shall Fight!!
We won't let Liberty die...Seek Justice, you know just what we gotta do!!
Ummm...uhmmmm...yeah...yeah...
Slick's caught in our TRAP...let's FReep him down!!
Becuz a Traitor Can't Be Prez'dent!!
It's so clear to me...gotzta Fight to be FRee!!
(Ooh-ahhh-oooohh)**
Don't y'all care what yer grandchildren/forefathers say?!
Now, FReepers, SING IT!!
Slick's Caught in OUR Trap!!...Slick We'll INDICT!!
Limbaugh Shall Sing the Truth, sweet Nation!!
Ohhh...can't just feel it?!
Slick's just like The Clap...gotta cut him out...
(Repeat...fade to finish)
Thank ya...thankyaverymuch...MUD
**(FReeperGal Chorus, of course!!)