Posted on 12/29/2001 1:35:20 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
Ring Dem bells, you heathens with yer Big Guv'ment schemes...
Ring Dem bells from yer sanctuaries where Vile Lib'rals preach!!
"Re-Impeach!!" Mudboy cried...
"We got Truth on our side...
"And Clinton's Power's fractured...Sweet Justice be thine!!"
Ring Dem bells, good FReepers, let yer OUTRAGE show!!
Ring Dem bells...make yer righteous stand, so John Ashcroft will know!!
Folks, it's Rush Hour now...
Help us FReep 'gainst the Power!!
Lord, the sun is goin' down upon Left's sacred cows!!
Ring Dem bells, Sweet Justice, tell yer Congressman...
Ring Dem bells so the World will know McAuliffe's SCUM!!
Folks, the Networks are asleep...
But their Power's weak...
And the Country's still filled with lost sheep.
Ring Dem bells...fer Left's Blind Ignorance!!
Ring Dem bells for those morally-bereft!
Ring Dem bells for Left's chosen few...
Who would judge the many...
Yet say, "Slick's so KEWEL!!"
Ring Dem bells for Bill's Chi-Com SPIES...
For the kids that died...
When innocents FRIED!!
Ring Dem bells, brave Patriots, shan't let Tyranny bloom!!
Ring Dem bells for our Sailors whom Slick Willie entombed!!
List of crimes is long...
But Bold FReepers are strong...
And we're breakin' down resistance to Rightin' Wrongs!!
Quite Sincerely...Mudboy Slim
"What Good Am I?!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I")
What good am I...if I'm like all the rest?
If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!
Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth?
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
What good am I...if I fail to FReep?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!
Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!!
Soon, Slick we'll INDICT...AND we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!
What good am I...if I bless foolish things?
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...kiss my Liberties "Bye!"?!
I...would...rather...die!!
Mudboy Slim
I like that dude...I really do!!
Do you like Pink Floyd?
I do..."Sheeple"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Sheep")
Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa...
Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away...
Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air.
You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!!
I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen...
Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!
What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!!
Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!!
Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!!
What a surprise!
That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes...
EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!!
NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!!
Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...
[The Lib'rals Prayer]
"Slick Willie's my Shepard...I shall not want.
I Care Not That He LIES!!
To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"
But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul...
Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!!
He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!!
For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!!
Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones,
Through quiet reflection and great dedication,
COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!!
LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!!
Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on Ol' Slick with a SCREEEEEEEEEAM!!
Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans...
Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!
Have you heard the News?!!
Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Soon, Slick we'll INDICT!! In Jail, Bill'll Grow Old!!
Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!
Heh heh heh...SlixMYbi+C#!!
MUD (7/26/98)
LOL...perfect, mi amigo!! Don't worry 'bout me...I've got it on my "To Do" List to become a centarian. And when I turn 100 in June of 2063...Federal Spending in the U.S. SHALL BE LESS THAN 2% of GDP!! Mark my words...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
If that question is for me, Yes indeed!!
BTW, did you receive my freepmail Re: Empty Lives?
Yep...so does Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven," IMHO.
FReegards...MUD
Well...he's been there/done that, but it was quite a shocker to li'l ol' mud!!
Seriously, E's the King and all, but he could afford to go on a SlimFastFerJustice!!
GraceLand FReegards...MUD
That reminds me, my FRiend...remember when we talked about singin' some Joplin?! What do you think about her song, "Mercedes Benz"? Sultan88's gotta concept he's workin' on!!
FReegards...MUD
Washington Post Peter Baker and Susan Schmidt 2/26/97 "...In Ickes's files, the idea of using overnight stays in connection with campaign fund-raising first appeared in writing in the White House response to a Jan. 5, 1995, memo from Terence "R[ATPUNK]" McAuliffe, then national finance chairman of the Democratic National Committee, who outlined several strategies to "energize" generous givers. Clinton welcomed the idea. "Ready to start overnights right away," he scrawled in response. McAuliffe included a list of "our ten top supporters" as possible beneficiaries of special access, but that wasn't enough for Clinton. "Get other names at 100,000 or more, 50,000 or more," he wrote.... Among the 10 on McAuliffe's initial list were Arthur Coia, president of the mob-influenced Laborers International Union of North America..."
Lib'ralism's DEAD, I tell ya!!
FReegards...MUD
Yes, I did, my FRiend, but I found it a jumbled mess!! Here it is with HTML properly applied...
"Here's one I wrote about rock/movie stars. This also applies to those morons who idolize the clintons."
Empty Lives Oh,
Pity those with empty lives who live thru other's eyes...
They do not participate they just sit and wait......
Until their idols do their thing only then do their lives take wing!!
They adore those in the limelight whatever their heroes do is all right...
No matter how gross or low they bask in the glow of their heroe's fame...
And pay to see their show.
One wears underwear over outer things flaunts her sexual flings...
Another surrounds himself with little boys using them as sexual toys!!
It's one foul thing after another still it doesn't bother those with the empty lives...
Why they continue to idolize defies common sense and decency...the reasons elude me...
Copyright © 1999 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved
August 10, 1996
Now...isn't that better?!
FReegards...MUD
Yes, I did, my FRiend, but I found it a jumbled mess!! Here it is with HTML properly applied...
"Here's one I wrote about rock/movie stars. This also applies to those morons who idolize the clintons."
Empty Lives Oh,
Pity those with empty lives who live thru other's eyes...
They do not participate they just sit and wait......
Until their idols do their thing only then do their lives take wing!!
They adore those in the limelight whatever their heroes do is all right...
No matter how gross or low they bask in the glow of their hero's fame...
And pay to see their show.
One wears underwear over outer things flaunts her sexual flings...
Another surrounds himself with little boys using them as sexual toys!!
It's one foul thing after another still it doesn't bother those with the empty lives...
Why they continue to idolize defies common sense and decency...the reasons elude me...
Copyright © 1999 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved
August 10, 1996
Now...isn't that better?!
FReegards...MUD
Says who, my needlessly-cynical FRiend?!
Seriously...how much do YOU--personally--desire Justice?! It's a question all FReepers have got to ask themselves.
FReegards...MUD
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