"Black VI" (FWIW...T-Mac Shall Be INDICTED!!!)

The MudCave ^ | 29 December 2001 | Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

"Just want to thank you Mud for all you do and the songs of truth singing out across the land."

We miss ya, Snow Bunny; but ya dassn't hafta kiss up to Mr. Slim like that!

[Mudboy Slim]

Yep...shore do miss Snow Bunny...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"LIB-Uh-Rals..."
(To be sung to Frank Zappa's "Valley Girl")

Lib-UH-rals...Left's just Lib-uh-rals!!
Soccer Moms...BrainDead Lib-uh-rals!!
Open mind? Fer sure...fer sure...
They're the Victim Class...votin' fer Left's Whores!!
Are they blind? Fer sure...fer sure...
RATS love...
(Like...Slick's a God!!) Lib-uh-rals!!
(Like...Hillary!!) Ig-no-rance!!
(Al's Chinos are...like...so bitchin'!!) AlphaGore!!
(Isn't Butch Reno...like...handsome?!) Lib-uh-rals!!

(And like there's all these really great News Shows...I, like, LOVE MTV and, like, Oprah, and Rosie. They have the neatest movie stars and stuff and they all LOVE Big Guv'ment...Socialists are, like, just super-super nice...Left's, like, so bitchin'...like...)

Publik Skewlin'...their Minds are blown...
Just a bunch of braindead drones!!
Thoughts're in-bred...Press Bias laid bare!!
Left's gotta whole lotta nuthin' upstairs!!

(Anyway, Slick goes "Are YOU into S&M?!"...I go, "Oh Right, like, could you just picture me in, like, leather teddy?! Yeah, right...HURT ME!! HURT ME, Mr. EX-Prez'dent!! NO WA-A-A-AY!!...[giggle] Slick's like a friggin' LOUT...but ALL guys are Nasty...Left's lucky Libs're all a bunch of ditz's!! Phat Mo' said, "Spunk in my face, Big Creep!!"...I'm sure...)

Medyuh Whores...they're all Lib-uh-rals!!
Leftist Twits...just like WHOREaldo!!
Open minds...fer sure, fer sure...Medyuh's...
(Left's really sad...)...Lib-uh-ral!!
(Like, mean ol' Limbaugh...he's like...)...INDICT Left's Whores!!
(He's, like, Mr. BoldTruth...)...CONVICT Slick's Whores!!
(Right's talkin' lord, god, King BoldTruth!!)...THIS IS WAR!!

(Right is sooo sure...Right's, like, sooo stoked...MUD, like, listens and FReeps songs and he sings and, like, stalks Ol' Slick fer his SPIES...he's got class...MUD's, like, TOTALLY disgusted...Slick's, like, sooo GONE...FReep him out!! Hang Slick with the Truth!!)

Last idea to cross Slick's mind...
Had something to do with Chi-Com spyin'...
When Slick says, "Kneel!!" RATS kiss his butt...
That makes DEMS all political Sluts!!

To be continued...MUD


350 posted on 01/09/2002 12:14 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"And what would we do without you, bunny-girl?...be a mighty pityful place if not for your sunshine; that's for darned sure."

Yep...I still miss Snow Bunny around here...whatta shame she got run off...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"A man who tries to get in the last word is starting another argument which he will lose."

Words of wisdom, to be sure...

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the most privileged people, living in the freest and most prosperous country on earth, can go around discontented. Worse, they can turn to some foreign country or foreign ideology as embodying what they want, even if they know pathetically little about what such countries are really like and what such ideas have actually led to."

Sounds like Thomas Sowell was prescient in describing the Leftist DemonRATS love of Canada and France and Germany and whoever else seems to loathe America at any given time

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"A Different Kind of Christmas"
by Barb Servello

I had no Christmas spirit when I breathed a weary sigh,
And looked across the table where the bills were piled too high.

The laundry wasn't finished and the car I had to fix,
My stocks were down another point, the Dolphins lost by six.

And so with only minutes till my son got home from school
I gave up on the drudgery and grabbed a wooden stool.

The burdens that I carried were about all I could take,
And so I flipped the TV on to catch a little break.

I came upon a desert scene in shades of tan and rust,
No snowflakes hung upon the wind, just clouds of swirling dust.

And where the reindeer should have stood before a laden sleigh,
Eight Hummers ran a column right behind an M1A.

A group of boys walked past the tank, not one was past his teens.
Their eyes were hard as polished flint, their faces drawn and lean.

They walked the street in armor with their rifles shouldered tight,
Their dearest wish for Christmas, just to have a silent night.

Other soldiers gathered, hunkered down against the wind,
To share a scrap of mail and dreams of going home again.

There wasn't much at all to put their lonely hearts at ease,
They had no Christmas turkey, just a pack of MREs.

They didn't have a garland or a stocking I could see,
They didn't need an ornament-- they lacked a Christmas Tree.

They didn't have a present even though it was tradition,
The only boxes I could see were labeled "ammunition."

I felt a little tug and found my son now by my side,
He asked me what it was I feared, and why it was I cried.

I swept him up into my arms and held him oh so near
And kissed him on the forehead as I whispered in his ear.

There's nothing wrong my little son, for safe we sleep tonight,
Our heroes stand on foreign land to give us all the right,

To worry on the things in life that mean nothing at all,
Instead of wondering if we will be the next one to fall.

He looked at me as children do and said it's always right,
To thank the ones who help us and perhaps that we should write.

And so we pushed aside the bills and sat to draft a note,
To thank the many far from home, and this is what we wrote:

God Bless You all and keep you safe, and speed your way back home.
Remember that we love you so, and that you are not alone.

The gift you give you share with all, a present every day,
You give the gift of liberty ...and that we can't repay.

So God Bless all our heroes standing watch out there today,
From all of us that they make safe here in the Good old USA.

[B4Ranch]

"A man who tries to get in the last word is starting another argument which he will lose."

Only a woman is allowed that privilege

[OldFriend]

Thanks for the beautiful sentiments.

[international american]

"Sounds like Thomas Sowell was prescient in describing the Leftist DemonRATS love of Canada and France and Germany and whoever else seems to loathe America at any given time"


Exactly! Sowell never misses.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Sowell never misses."

Yep...my favorite Sowell book is "The Vision of the Annointed"...if you understand that book, you understand the Effete Elite Lib'ral movement.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

De nada, mi amiga...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Only a woman is allowed that privilege"

As well it should be...MUD

[FBD]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/598390/replies?c=22

>"A man who tries to get in the last word is starting another argument which he will lose."<

-Anything after "I'm sorry", is the start of a whole new argument...but I'm always game...(I'm a slow learner...) ;^D

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm always game...(I'm a slow learner...) ;^D"

Perhaps that helps explain why you wuz a Formerly Brainwashed DemonRAT well into yer 30's...MUD

[FBD]

owww...why-ya hafta hit so hard? :^(

[Mudboy Slim]

'Cuz I'm a BAAAAAD man...LOL!! You grew outta it, though...there's somethin' to be said fer that...MUD

[B4Ranch]

-Anything after "I'm sorry", is the start of a whole new argument...but I'm always game...(I'm a slow learner...) I was told that the the full statement is "My Darling wife, I'm sorry for ...., I beg your forgiveness for the errors I have committed that have offended your delicate sensibilities so deeply. I promise to spend many hours in the recalibration of my mental and physical habits so that I never repeat those errors again. Please put your .357 back in the holster. Darling, please put your .357 back in the holster. Sweetheat, you look so cute in that outfit may I take you out on the town tonight? Baby, please put that .357 back in the holster. Honey is there anything I can do to get that frown off of your beautiful face that will convince you I am fully sincere, this time?"

My wife would have a terminal heart attack if I was to ever say something like that

[FBD]

[FBD]

>"Honey is there anything I can do to get that frown off of your beautiful face that will convince you I am fully sincere, this time?"<

LOL...brown noser! ;^D