"Black VI" (FWIW...T-Mac Shall Be INDICTED!!!)

Many of the Left are now trying to say that defending America against Foreign Attack is somehow NOT JUSTIFIED and they use the typical Leftist Propaganda Sources such as Rueter's, CNN, and the Guardian to buttress their speciously-vacuous arguments. Below is linked a thread in which said gibberish is proudly displayed by those who would argue that the WRONG SIDE won the Cold War!! Be especially cognizant of posts #54, #52, and #39...they represent the Left's spin on the War of Terrorism.

"Leftist TROLLS argue that Cold War Triumph BAD for Planet!!"

Osama bil Clinton CAUSED 9/11/01...MUD

Ooops...that ought to be "War AGAINST Terrorism!!"...LOL!!!

FReegards...MUD

"Clinton and his Cadre of CommunistCollaborators will be "dealt with" in the AfterLife"

Yes...I agree. However, for the Good of this Nation and for the Good of the Planet, GoodPatrioticAmericans such as YOU and I must ensure that Clinton and his Cadre of CommunistCollaborators will be "dealt with" in this Life as well!! "Dealt with" in my parlance is, of course, Re-Impeached, Convicted, Dethroned, Disbarred, De-Pensioned, De-Legitimized, Indicted, Convicted, and Imprisoned for the Remainder of his years on this Earth. Of course, I realize that a very good case can be--and has been--made for the Execution of Der SchleekMeister for TREASON...but let's get him in Prison before we worry about the those little details...ok?

"xxx-42 taught Constitutional Law in Arkansas. Doesn't that boggle the mind?"

I'm gonna go ON RECORD as saying that I seriously don't believe William Jefferson Blythe Clinton is nearly a intelligent as his Sycophants on the Left make him out to be. You will never convince me that Clinton didn't cheat his way through high school, college AND Grad School!! Whatever his SAT scores were--I've never seen theofficial score, BTW--I bet'cha Der SchleekMeister CHEATED Without Shame!!

"The left sees the Constitution as antiquated (compared to their self-perceived wisdom) and full of potential loopholes. Clintonspeak is so similar to newsspeak and the average American doesn't stop to think about the empty contents of the clever-sounding phrases."

Yep...

"We need Donald Rumsfeld ethics classes (Common Sense-101) from grade school on, I tell 'ya!"

Exactly!! We'll call it BluntSpeak!! Or TruthSpeak...the anti-Venom to the Left's Clinton-esque Lib'ral Blather!!

"A patriot without religion in my estimation is as great a paradox as an honest Man without the fear of God. Is it possible that he whom no moral obligations bind, can have any real Good Will towards Men? Can he be a patriot who, by an openly vicious conduct, is undermining the very bonds of Society?....The Scriptures tell us "righteousness exalteth a Nation." ---Abigail Adams "(on Clinton, over 200 years ago...bad character is well-documented in history)"

Couldn't agree more, my FRiend...MUD

"I Was a Commie Writer..."

LOL...MUD

"...the creep Daschle."

Sen. Tom Daschle (D-SD) is a very bad man and will rue the day he angered FReepers, IMHO...MUD

I'm gonna go ON RECORD as saying that I seriously don't believe William Jefferson Blythe Clinton is nearly a intelligent as his Sycophants on the Left make him out to be. You will never convince me that Clinton didn't cheat his way through high school, college AND Grad School!! Whatever his SAT scores were--I've never seen theofficial score, BTW--I bet'cha Der SchleekMeister CHEATED Without Shame!!

Mud, #263 was great. Just great. Have you ever considered doing a 'common sense' (biting) response to an actual McAuliffe/Clinton/(or especially now) Daschle speech? PJ-Comix's thread was inspirational. Satire and Rummy plainspeak along with old-fashioned prayer...powerful tools in the hands of a grown-up. (^:

"PJ-Comix's thread was inspirational."

Please link said inspirational work of my good FRiend to this thread, mi amiga...MUD

"Can he be a patriot who, by an openly vicious conduct, is undermining the very bonds of Society?"

Said the Defenders of the Indefensible, "Character Doesn't Matter!!"

The Vile Leftists Shall Learn the Error of Their Ways...MUD

"31 July 1999

President William J. Clinton
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, D.C. 20500

Re: Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice"

Dear Mr. President:

A number of months have now passed since the United States Senate failed in its Constitutional Duty to uphold and protect the sanctity of the Office of the Presidency of the United States, by sleep-walking through a sham Impeachment Trial and thereby allowing a blatant Perjurer, Obstructer of Justice, and out-and-out lowlife to retain the once-revered Oval Office. While this failure was indeed disappointing to millions upon millions of patriotic Americans accross this great land of ours, it will ultimately prove invaluable in targeting specific Effete Elite Senators for future removal from elected office. Senators who believe elected officials are above the Laws they themselves enact have no business retaining their Seats of Power, and they will be dealt with in due time. However, the immediate crisis facing this Nation is the indisputable fact that its highest elected official is not only a proven Felon, but we have since learned you are an alleged Rapist (Juanita Broaddrick and others), an Abuser of Power (IRS-Gate, File-Gate, the dog-wagging Kosovo Massacre, and the heretofore under-reported manipulation of the National Media), and a bought and paid-for Communist-Chinese Traitor to the national interests of the American People. And let no one forget--least of all the Rosenbergs--that TREASON is at the very least an IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE!!

This, of course, will not stand! The wheels of justice may turn all-too-slowly for this man's taste, but they are already turning in preparation for the Re-Impeachment of you, William Jefferson Clinton. Senators who are already on record as approving of a Felon in the Oval Office will soon be presented with the opportunity to weigh in on whether or not they support a TREASONOUS TYRANT whose acceptance of bribes from the Red Chinese Military Leadership--and the "quid-pro-quo" sale of sensitive nuclear technology to same--has resulted in an increasingly dangerous future for all Americans (and an expensive new Cold War with our #1 Geopolitical Foe going into the next Millenium)!! And please realize that, if 34 Democratic Senators vote in defense of your TREASON, it will serve as a well-deserved death-knell for the once-honorable Democratic Party...and we'll still convict you and dispatch you from office after the congressional Balance of Power has been dramatically altered on 7 November 2000!!

However, for the good of the Country--and the Office of the Presidency--we in the so-called "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy" for Justice are willing to give you one last chance to do what you should have done well over a year ago...RESIGN!! RESIGN before Labor Day '99 and we on the Right may find it in our hearts to curtail the inevitable March To Justice somewhere short of your wasting away the rest of your days calling some Bubba "Schnook'ems" in a 7'x10' honeymoon suite in some Federal Penitentiary. Of course, Hell'ry could still make conjugal visits...LOL! Just blame me, if you'd like, a self-proclaimed "Right-Wing Zealot!" for your premature flight from office. Perhaps you can even "spin it" in such a way as to get you some sympathy points and improve the electoral chances for both Algore AND your wife... nice legacy, by the way...ROFLMAO! Sure, you'll have to give up your Presidential Pension and, of course, you'll be disbarred, but most likely your jailtime can be kept to a few short years. After all the pain and embarrassment you have thrust upon your wife and daughter, will you not spare them the ignominy and pain of having a husband or father rotting away the rest of his once-promising life in prison for TREASON?! For if you do not RESIGN soon, I--and many others--will do everything in our considerable power to guarantee you that the inevitable Tsunami of Justice will proceed as follows:

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGITIMIZE. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. (COURT-MARTIAL/CONVICTION FOR TREASON PENDING FURTHER INVESTIGATION.)

I don't mean to put too fine of a point on this, Slick Willie, you have been officially put on notice! Enjoy the music, then FACE THE MUSIC...RESIGN NOW!!

Quite Sincerely,

Mudboy Slim

Enclosure: Mudboy Slim and the libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice"

cc. The U.S. House of Representatives
The U.S. Senate
The Mass Media
Fellow VRWC Members

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Dear Fellow FReepers and Jim Robinson--

I have a confession to make. On Thursday, the 29th of July, I posted an "Open Letter to the POTUS" that I indicated had already been sent to the White House with a copy of Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' third 60-minute cassette, "A Lust Fer Justice." The letter was admittedly--and purposefully--harsh, and included some pretty fiery rhetoric about the VRWC "sparing" Bill Clinton's life from an Execution for Treason, if he were to RESIGN by Labor Day of this year. A slew of responses ensued and I did my best to re-assure everyone that I in no way intended that I nor anyone else take Justice into our own hands, but after over 20 posts in what seemed like no time...the thread disappeared from the website.

Later, Mr. Robinson e-mailed me to explain that he pulled the post as, in his judgement, it could be "construed" that I was threatening the well-being of the President. Of course, on this site, JR's the boss, and I accept his verdict, but in my e-mail response to him I explained--in no uncertain terms--that I would never even contemplate such a radical act, nor would I encourage anyone else to do so. In fact, I would go so far as to say that--if there were ever to be an attempt on the Traitor-in-Chief's life--this asinine, cowardly, and immoral act (not unlike the assassination of JFK) would most likely come from some disaffected member of the Left or some other martyr-making Leftist sick and tired of the damage Slick Willie's caused his Party. The Right, on the other hand, needs Slick Willie alive in order to exact the Justice he has coming to him!!

The letter above is actually the one that was sent to the White House, and it actually wasn't dropped in the mail until this afternoon. Thanks in no small part to JR and a couple other FReeper friends, the "Open Letter to the POTUS" has been toned down significantly...BUT THE PURPOSE REMAINS THE SAME!! RESIGN BY LABOR DAY '99, SLICK WILLIE, OR PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF....MUD

1 Posted on 07/31/1999 21:28:59 PDT by Mudboy Slim (D@Lone.FReeper)

"Blue Sky Above...Got MUD Below!!"
(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")

Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night...
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were Democrats by site...
Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below...
They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams their liquor down...
Them Lib'rals start to drinkin'...

Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!!
The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz them boyz were queer...
Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Slick Willie and Algore, y'all...
TRAITORS from the White House!!"

Now them Lib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!!
They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!!
They prance amongst their Media Bores..."Gravitas" them Leftists lack...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!

Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...whose known Slick's a DISGRACE!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!!
He owned that Bar and a memory...Media Whores could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!!

Lord's high above...got MUD below...
Remove Slick's stain...RE-IMPEACH the 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves this Nation!!

Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"...
"You'll die," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!"
Algore said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!!
Slim, that Internet I did make...
Your FreeRepublic Left's laws shall break!!
Boy, read the polls, Ol' Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"

Well, these Democrats they were IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below.
That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches...
Feel my wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"

Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns...
Slick's spies were called....they attacked Mudboy!!
Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...we got MUD below!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! =^D
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
You're 'bout done Presidin'!!!"

Well, Slick's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!!
You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"

Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall...
"Clinton RESIGNS...Welcome Prez'dent Gore!!"
Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
Blue skies above...sure do miss him so.
Folks, the twisted Lib'rals must be smacked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!

Blue skies above...clear stream below...
The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!

MUD (9/25/00)"

WooHooo...MUD'02 FReegards...MUD

"Have you ever considered doing a 'common sense' (biting) response to an actual McAuliffe/Clinton/(or especially now) Daschle speech?"

Sounds like fun, RC...please bump me up when you find the appropriate transcript.

FReegards...MUD

Back by popular demand, MUD's "Annual End-of-the-Season State of the Redskins Report"...

Dan Snyder...tighten up, dude!! You've already got the Coach that's gonna take you to the Promised Land...quit embarrassing him and his players with yer school-girlish overtures to the arrogantly prickly Steve Spurrier.

Marty Schottenheimer...Ignore Dan Snyder, he's a bit of a TWIT!! Oh...and sign a 320-lber fer DT to help out Big Daddy...let Kenard Lang go back and contribute where he belongs at DE. And let Troy open it up a bit next year.

Bruce Smith...my FRiend and one-time Booker T foe in basketball (Kempsville, 1981...LOL!!), make up yer mind. Do you wanna play fer a Super Bowl Champ?! If so, rededicate yerself to conditioning this off-season and come back fer a Final Year that you and darrell Green will be proud of!! If not, retire and quit embarrassing yer Hall of Fame career!!

Michael Westbrook...RE-Sign with the Skins!! We'll get you a decent QB this time!!

Champ Bailey...keep up the good work!!

Fred Smoot...lift weights.

Tony Banks...sorry, ain't gonna happen here either.

Stephen Davis...keep up the good work and next year I predict you'll score 16+ TDs!!

Lavar Arrington...YOU DA MAN!!

Troy Aikman...sign with the Skins and lead US to the Promised Land!!

Seriously, the Skins are SOOOO close to Super Bowl nirvana I can taste it!! With our draft--and through FReeAgency--we will address our shortcomings at LG and DT and get a speed WR. Perhaps we need another safety...other than that, we're set except for at QB!! I know many will chant fer Drew Bledsoe and he wouldn't be a bad choice, but I feel Aikman would be the perfect dude to lead the Skins to a Super Bowl Championship in January 2003!! So tell all the anti-Schottenheimer troublemakers to stick it up their wah-zooos 'cuz Pro Football's back in the Nation's Capital!!

Quite Sincerely...MUD

BTW...Darrell Green...YOU DA MAN, too!!

When I run across the next piece of leftist, lying, drivel I will bring it by for your translation into plainspeak and truth.(^:

Here's my favorite part of PJ's story:

When Leonid Florentiev finally took the podium something incredible happened. In contrast to the bland homilies about the place of humor in society discussed by the American speakers, Florentiev launched into a satirically bitter commentary about life in communist society.

Suddenly an electric charge surged through the room. People were made to feel distinctly uncomfortable and I LOVED it! First of all, the American organizers of the event became quite embarrassed. Instead of a "happy face" discussion of humor, Florentiev went off the agenda with his unexpected attacks on communism. The KGB handler meanwhile was glaring angrily at Florentiev. Rather than inhibiting him, Florentiev seemed emboldened by the anger of the KGB man.

Most interesting of all was the attitude of the Americans in the audience. Being UCLA, located in West Los Angeles, the overwhelming majority of the audience was liberal. Florentiev's humorous jabs at communism were NOT what they expected at all. His commentary caused a lot of nervous whispering among the audience. When Florentiev finished his talk he called for questions from the audience. After a few moments of embarrassed silence, one audience member stood up and, made a truly astounding request:

"Mr. Florentiev, could you say something bad about American society?"

Florentiev glared at the audience for a few seconds but it seemed like an eternity. Finally he gave a one word answer that seared the audience like a hot branding iron:

"NO!"

Whooee, that's good! 'Night, Mud. (^:

"When Florentiev finished his talk he called for questions from the audience. After a few moments of embarrassed silence, one audience member stood up and, made a truly astounding request:
"Mr. Florentiev, could you say something bad about American society?"
Florentiev glared at the audience for a few seconds but it seemed like an eternity. Finally he gave a one word answer that seared the audience like a hot branding iron:
"NO!"

Obviously, Mr. Florentiev has not met Dennis Rodman, Madonna, OJ Simpson or Slick Willie...LOL!!

Good night, my FRiend...MUD

"Conspiracy Theorists...are they ALL Nuts?!"

Or is Dubyuh really the Prince of Darkness?!

ROFLMAO...MUD

"I guess that explains everything about you, Mudboy."

Reckon so, Oh Wise One...LOL!!

"It certainly explains why you are not very well informed about things."

My ability to discern Fact from Fantasy may bother you and yer willingness to fall prey to the Vast LeftWing Medyuh WHORE'd's WhackoFaxOfTheDay, but you'll get over it.

"Limbaugh hasn't talked about anything important for at least 5 years!"

Or else you ain't been listenin' fer the last five years!!

Fellow K.O.O.K.S. FReegards...MUD

"...you'll get the scoop there!"

Limbaugh's 20+ Million listeners are the key to the Right's Inevitable Victory in November of this year...yer inability to grasp the gist of the conversation despite listening to one hour of Limbaugh last week makes me think you need to listen more often. Rush has leveraged himself into a position whereby he has the unique ability to SHAME Leftist Rags to print the news and Leftist PowerWhore PUNKs like Daschle to squeal like a stuck peeeg when stung by Limbaugh's rapier wit...if you'd pay more attention, you'd know I am RIGHT!!

MUD