There's humor/sarcasm, and then there's just plain lame-ness. Dennis Miller you ain't, Justin, don't try the obscure reference gig.
You obviously haven't read the Cameron transcripts posted here on FR (do a search for "Cameron"): Parts II-IV document Israeli penetration of our phone system, and also point out that the Mossad has access to all the US wiretaps being conducted by US law enforcement. Some pretty heavy stuff.... Wake up, buddy: and do some research before you start posting....