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To: HighWheeler;Snow Bunny;Billie;STLOUIE1;ALL
My Joke contribution:(Thanks for all the laughs HighWheeler)

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.

"That's no offence", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened", countered the prisoner.


100 posted on 12/24/2001 7:02:12 AM PST by SusanUSA
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To: susangirl
LOL! Just a tad early, that's all. Merry Christmas, Susan!
104 posted on 12/24/2001 7:08:38 AM PST by Billie
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To: susangirl
ROTFL... I love your prisoner joke. Good to see you my friend. Have a fantastic Christmas Eve Day !!!! And a VERY Merry Christmas.
170 posted on 12/24/2001 10:37:09 AM PST by Snow Bunny
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To: susangirl
LOL! Sounds like the 'toon when he was younger. Just honing that deceptive lying skill to a fine art.
205 posted on 12/24/2001 11:15:21 AM PST by HighWheeler
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To: susangirl
As an MP I can appreciate that one.. Thanks !!

SSG David C. Osborne
4th Plt, 372nd MP CO
Eagle Base, Bosnia
APO AE 09789

Send me a postcard !!

FReegards

239 posted on 12/24/2001 12:18:38 PM PST by davidosborne
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