[ConsistentLibertarian]

He should have married her, cited St. Paul and told her he had many, many needs. Usually I wouldn't give a marriage much chance of success when people get married _that_ young, but here I think the odds were good it really would be till death did them part.

[Publius6961]

He should have married her, cited St. Paul and told her he had many, many needs.

Interesting wrinkle.
I would call it the Clintonesque school of form over substance.
The next hurdle; the age. I can hear the argument now, that it was OK for Muhamed because we must be tolerant, blah blah blah, but this is different...