[Havisham]

I'm afraid "the first time" would be a colossal disappointment for the young man. Better to keep it in the realm of the imagination. Besides, only a professional would take him up on having hetero sex. How fulfilling could that be? How proud can we be that this kid thinks sex is like having a really good meal?

[OWK]

I'm afraid "the first time" would be a colossal disappointment for the young man.

Did you find sex disappointing when YOU were a young man?