I will meticulously follow the letter of JimRob's posted laws around here, and you're go**amned lucky. Let me just tell you plainly to f**k yourself.
I have a reasonably long fuse, but you burned it up quick. Stay out of my way 'round here from now on.
No you don't. And please stop directing your foul language at me.
I have smelled many children's stinky clothes, whose smoking parents don't realize it. Your kids' clothing may not smell, but you probably have lost enough olfactory capability so that you can't tell. I apologize. I don't know for a fact that it is true. I'll leave it at that.