Well, you sanctimonious little nosy pri*k. The nerve of a**holes like you and the twerp above telling me my kids "smell like smoke because I smoke". You haven't the slightest freakin' clue what you're talking about, you've never met me, you've never met any of my kids, you've never set foot within 100 miles of my home. You don't know how I smoke, where I smoke, their proximity to that smoke, their bathing habits, our laundry habits........nothing.
Who in God's name told you that you had the right to talk to me that way???
Get bent. Take your little friend above with you.
Lighten up. Smoking stinks. It's a fact. You're free to do it whenever, and wherever you like.
It's still a nasty habit, and it smells.
Now go call someone else names. I am unaffected by your abject rudeness. Have a nice day.