I live on a farm... that would mean love smells like horse-sh!t.... I voted for cleaning the dog somehow.
That reminds me of the time my wife's parents moved to a small farm in the middle of a larger farm where the owner had horses, cattle and a big garden; one day while we were visiting, my wife said to her stepmother that it smelled like manure all over the place, her stepmother just looked at her and said sweetly, "Honey, that's the smell of money."