Listen, bub, I got a whole box of 308s handy. . . . and a semi-auto. If I shoot reeeeallly fast - pop! pop! - I'm sure that the second will be through before my PC dies and the "gates close".
Watch it, bub.
On a pleasant summer evening back during the 1980 election cycle, we were sitting in the back yard pretending that we were training our new puppy, when we heard a loud bang nearby. - Soon the neighborhood was crawling with police cars, and everyone was out in the road gawking and gossiping as they hauled away one of the neighbors in cuffs.
Turns out that he had a difference of opinion with Jimmy Carter - on TV - and shot the poor thing to death.