Is it possible, nay probable, that the LATWP accounting geeks don't know what the legal geeks are up to with their barbara streisand "copyright" lawsuits? Ouch! ;-)
Do you drink as you write? Internet people have such a wide variety quirks and agendas that I'm not motivated to follow a stranger's riddles, teasers or hints. Your writing style's amusing, but I can't spend time on this right now without seeing a return.