[johniegrad]

Repeatedly calls French embassy requesting war strategies.

[Elihu Burritt]

Signs a 'tell all' contract with National Enquirer so that his testimony against Bin Laden will be unusable.

[Greek]

...Has mailed his resume to Yellow Cab... ...Was seeing holding up a new cloak and asking wives, "I this ok for a surrender?"...

[Grampa Dave]

Great, I would modify this statement: "Sign #9: Has asked each of his seventeen wives and four male consorts, "How would you be feeling about moving to the infidel state of Delaware until the heat is dying down?"

He, his seventeen wives and four male consorts would get the red carpet treatment in Portland, Oregon. Mayor Katz, her butt boy attorneys and police chiefs would lay down on the red carpet to welcome Omar! Katz and her lawyers would get them luxury apartments paid for by tax payers. She would find an Islamic terrorist chef to prepare their food, which would be brought in free each day. The two left wing police chiefs would be chauffers for Omar and his merry group!

Once in Portland, he could contact his fellow terrorists in the states to coordinate more mass murders in the USA!

If he became an Enviralist, he could successfully run for mayor of Portland, then for governor and then as watermelon US Senator!

[dixiechick2000]

LOLOLOL! As soon as I saw the title, I knew you posted it! Thanks for the laugh! ;o)

Gramps, if that weren't so funny, I'd have to cry! You are waaaay too close to the truth!

BTW, did either of you know there are some Reps. in the US Congress that are looking into Vera's conduct? They are reviewing any federal monies Portland may receive. heheheh

[Revolting cat!]

# 25: Put a down payment on a franchise outlet of Quick-E-Mart in suburban Springfield.

[FreedomPoster]

Books TV appearances with Larry King and Katie Couric to "tell his side of the story".

[exmoor]

Signs Mullah Omar is About to Surrender...Is he coming out with his dress up ?