[wheezer]

IMHO, she's never gotten over being dumped by Michael Douglas......

Mikey pretty much told her she was too old for even an old f@rt like himself.

That's gotta' hurt... and it gets lonely during the holidays. ;o)

[Osinski]

she's never gotten over being dumped by Michael Douglas...

Pretty bad to be dumped by the likes of Michael Douglas...she'll feel better when Zeta-Jones gives him the heave-ho.