Being a Catholic I'm not permitted to read the Bible (just ask my protestant friends, they'll tell you) ;0)
Cap'n! I wish you had told me this earlier. I forgot I'm not allowed to read the Bible. Please don't tell the Pope! I'll stop reading right now, I promise! :)
Oh, so you forgot you werent allowed to read your Bible eh? Sounds like a trick to me, I suppose now I will have to report you to the Grand Inquisitor.