"...For the sake of their religion and all, the old farts ought to split the difference, shake hands and sit down to a nice Festivus meal, followed of course by feats of strength. They've already done the "airing of grievances" portion of the Festivus rituals...There are probably no aluminum poles left in Trashcanistan at this point, so they're excused from that..." LOL!
"I've got a lot of PROBLEMS with you people!"
Being 'Orthodox' myself, I'm unwilling to excuse them from the requirement that they put up their aluminum poles.
In fact, it may be that their lack of proper Festivus poles may actually be the root cause of this endless rehashing of grievances.
'FESTIVUS'
The Holiday for the rest of us.
I find your belief system fascinating.