Posted on 12/03/2001 1:46:05 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Here Was A Man"
(To be spoken--Johnny Cash-like--over a lonely keyboard version of "Joy to the World")
"Here was a man...a man who was born in a small village, the son of a peasant woman. He grew up in another small village. Until He reached the age of thirty, He worked as a carpenter; then, for three years, He was a travelling minister. But He never travelled more than two hundred miles from where He was born, and where He did go, He usually walked. He never held political office, He never wrote a book, He never bought a home, He never had a family, He never went to college, and He never set foot inside a big city, yet...here was a man.
Here was a man...though He never did one of those things that you usually associate with greatness, He had no credentials but Himself. He had nothing to do with this World, except through the Divine Purpose that brought Him to this World.
While He was still a young man, the Tide of Popular Opinion turned against Him. Most of His FRiends ran away...one of them denied Him, one of them betrayed Him and turned Him over to his Enemies. Then, He went through the mockery of a Trial and was nailed to a Roman Cross between two thieves. And even while He was dying, His executioners gambled for the only piece of property He had in this World, and that was His robe, His Purple Robe. When He was dead, He was taken down from the cross and laid in a borrowed grave, provided by a compassionate FRiend.
More than Nineteen Centuries have come and gone, and today He's the Centerpiece of the Human Race, Our Leader, and the Column to Human Destiny. And I think I'm well within the mark when I say that All of the Armies that Ever Marched, All of the Navies that Ever Sailed, All of the Legislative Bodies that Ever Sat, and All of the Kings that Ever Reigned...All of Them Put Together have not affected the Life of Man on this Earth so Powerfully as that One Solitary Life...
Here was a man."
"If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupied the Oval Office, here's the gameplan...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
My humble apologies...MUD
Well, my FRiend, I'll give you credit fer the Three-Fingers Brown...but who the heck's Three-Fingers Vesuvius?!
LOL and FReegards...MUD
BTW...I hereby allow you to retain yer title as a Sports Trivia Junkie.
Gee, I dunno. Thought YOU brung him to the party!
The Sultan
Indeed, Mudboy Slim; along with all the rest of the Left, inside and outside government. I see that Clinton's collected his usual "clean-up squad" around him these days, to help him sanitize his image for the history books. We must make sure there are ear-splitting howls of derision to greet this whitewash as its particulars become known. WE REMEMBER what happened. Nothing's gonna change that. And anybody who tries to tell us otherwise ought to be run out of town on a rail. Make the press pay a price for not getting the record straight, and reporting it accurately.
Happy New Year, Mudboy! 2002 looks like it's gonna be a real corker. Stay tuned! best wishes -- bb.
Yep...and I shall assist you in splittin' some ears, my FRiend!!
"Make the press pay a price for not getting the record straight, and reporting it accurately."
Yep...either you agree with me that Bill Clinton IS a Felon/Rapist/MassMurderer/Traitor/Tyrant or else I KNOW YOU are a Lib'ral Kneepad-Wearin' ClintonButtBuddy!!! No further proof is necessary, IMHO.
"Happy New Year, Mudboy! 2002 looks like it's gonna be a real corker."
I couldn't agree more, my FRiend...2002's when the Turkeys come home to roost!!
FReegards...MUD
Oh yeah...in fact, Vesuvius joined me in watching the Fellowship of the Ring yesterday afternoon...musta slipped my mind.
LOL...MUD
John Ashcroft, Pride of the Right...
Left, they may hate you, but they FEAR Right's Might!!
John Ashcroft, Slick we'll INDICT...
Fate shall then make Bill his Cell-Buddy's "wife"!!
AG Ashcroft, sir...please start with by INDICTIN' Terry McAuliffe and the Clinton Imprisonment will fall into place!!
FReegards...MUD
I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am...
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a dog...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder'n Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
Hang Left by Slick's Lies and MAKE 'EM PAY 'til Ol' Slick steps down!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone thrown their values away,
They're livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, MAN!!
Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse,
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I got my 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on a boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure they don't VOTE,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever it suits 'em best!
Folks, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!"
Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!
Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend...
Mudboy's bent on Justice, you're Term's Hist'ry, man!!
FReegards...MUD
He speaks for us so perfectly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great lines, Mud.
FReegards
John
Utmost FReegards...MUD
Have Faith, though...The Truth Shall Triumph!!
FReegards...MUD
Ohhhhhhh, my FRiend, I pray that she succeeds in obtaining the DemonRAT Nomination...I literally get shivers runnin' up my spine just thinkin' of the prospect!!
Heh heh heh...MUD
FReegards...MUD
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