Posted on 12/03/2001 1:46:05 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
On the First Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Second Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to me
Two Terms for Dubyuh
And Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Third Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Three More Right Wing Jurists,
Two Terms for Dubyuh,
And Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Fourth Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Four subpoenas for Reno,
Three more Right Wing Jurists,
Two Terms for Dubyuh,
And Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Fifth Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Five M-I-L-L-I-O-N FReepers,
Four Subpeonas for Reno,
Three More Right Wing Jurists,
Two Terms for Dubyuh,
and Slick in a Penitentiary.
On the Sixth Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Six More Pubbie Senators
etc...
On the Seventh Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Seven Hours of Limbaugh
etc...
On the Eighth Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Eight More House Conservatives
etc...
On the Ninth Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Nine Jabs at Jeffords
etc...
On the Tenth Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Ten Indictments for Hillary
etc...
On the Eleventh Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Eleven Lib'ral Retirements
etc...
On the Twelfth Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Twelve Years of Tax Cuts,
Eleven Lib'ral Retirements,
Ten Indictments for Hillary,
Nine Jabs at Jeffords,
Eight More House Conservatives,
Seven Hours of Limbaugh,
Six More Pubbie Senators,
Five M-I-L-L-I-O-N FReepers,
Four Subpoenas for Reno,
Three More Right Wing Jurists,
Two Terms for Dubyuh,
AND SLICK IN A PENITENTIARY!!
Thank y'all for the help.
For a poet
I'm slow at it.
The Sultan
Or maybe I do understand and call Slick "Billie" nonetheless...in any event, I know "CellMate Dwight" don't know--nor care--'bout the difference!!
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
Clinton’s Cell (To the Tune of Silver Bells) Crazy Lib’rals, silly DemRATS Wearing woebegone frowns, In the air there’s a feeling of Justice Freepers laughing, Right wing glowing, Meeting smile after smile. And on every newsstand you read: Clinton’s cell, Clinton’s cell Soon Slick will be incarcerated Ring-a-ling, slam the klink Finally o’ Slick has been convicted.
FReegards...MUD
Just to be clear, those are Cash's original lyrics...all I did was transcribe them...MUD
BTW...Johnny C. does do justice to the lyrics.
...& in spite of my employing Daisycutter-*like* charm; after-the-fact. :o)
I loathe you. Slick Willie, I loathe ya. Ay!
[Guitar Solo]
Oh, oh, oh oh oh oh, make Slick a Prison 'Ho!!
Gotta love lyrics like that. One must know the original intonations to really appreciate 'em.
Socialists in Congress? Click on the zeppelin, Grasshopper.
Figgered...ThePrescientOne
In the original, the Scarecrow proves throughout the movie that he has a brain...he's IdeaCentral!! IMHO, Dubyuh had a pretty good idea he'd be Prez when he won his first Texas Gubernatorial Race, but didn't go out of his way to dispel the rumors that he was a bumblin' idiot at first, in part, because it helped prove what LIARS the Leftist Medyuh really is!! The Scarecrow demonstrates that everybody's got an innate capacity fer Wisdom...and I believe Bush, Jr. may just have that Innate Western-StyleWisdom as well. Dutch sho' 'nuff had it!!
FReegards...MUD
Yep...my rhythm guitarist/sound engineer, "Fingers" Vesuvius, hooked me up with that site and a few others which have made parody/FReepin' much more efficient. I used to have to transcribe everything out and we'd have to spend a while gettin' the notes just right on various songs...now I can go directly into the rewrite, thereby increasing productivity.
"Gotta love lyrics like that."
Thanks...LedZep was always my favorite band in my teenage years, so I'm almost too intimidated to FReep their songs; however, I've recently determined that almost every song on "Houses of the Holy" would make a great parody, so look fer more Zeppelin in the not-too-distant future. "No Quarter" works equally well with the OmarTheWhacko and Osama bil Clinton!!!
FReegards...MUD
Yep...re-confirmed prediction...
"Because they succeeded in recruiting some sow who likes to eat?"
No, because we have recruited a Bevy Of BrawnyBrutes/Student-Athletes this year with more on the way...as seen HERE!!
Kwakou "Dwight" Robinson, 6'4", 315-pound DT from New York...he and D'Brick were ranked #1 and #2 in New York overall!! The Yanks mightta stolen Giambi from the A's, but UVA's snaggin' some plum recruits from the Empire State!!
FReegards...MudboyHoo?! BTW..."Are you in for a rude awakening."
Not if I can help it!! And...
!!:o)!!.....Nice comb-over...LOL!!!!
George Welsh was the best football coach in UVA history, but Al Groh and his Coaching Tribe shall take the Hoos to another level altogether, IMHO!!
National Champions or BUST!!!
WahooWah...MUD
FReegards...MUD
'Course, football at Kentucky is a joke. We keep thinking we'll have a team....well maybe someday......
Ok buddy; that plate in my head?
It acts as an internal antenna.
I get all my info via uWave fresh and *hot*. (-FYI-)
While that exoskeletal *thing* jutting outa your head serving a similar purpose; I presume??
Looks like a freepin' set of Reindeer Antlers.
Judging by what's synthesized that comes outa your mouth it sounds like you're being jammed with broadcasts from the USA Network.
(Bet you're quite popular with the kids 'round this time of year when ya hang some garland off yer head, huh?)
"No, because we have recruited a Bevy Of [Brainless] BrawnyBrutes/Student-Athletes this year with more on the way..."
There. Fixed.
Credit the, "Truth in Advertising" laws for my intervention. ;^)
"!!:o)!!.....Nice comb-over...LOL!!!"
OUCH!!!
Lookit kid; you gotta learn to say, "Thank You" when Landru serves ya up a slow curve like that one delivering copiuos amounts of mirth. {wheeew :o)}
...geshhh; kids.
Also for Ole Miss, where lotsa my money has gone the past few years.
But I admit ACC Basketball is worth watching; but as for football, only wish the local TV outlets would stop pre-empting blockbuster Big 10 or SEC games with meaningless ACC contests. Sometimes I hafta scream when the "big" Wake Forest/NC State game is on and I am missing Michigan/Ohio State.
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