Posted on 12/03/2001 1:46:05 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Here Was A Man"
(To be spoken--Johnny Cash-like--over a lonely keyboard version of "Joy to the World")
"Here was a man...a man who was born in a small village, the son of a peasant woman. He grew up in another small village. Until He reached the age of thirty, He worked as a carpenter; then, for three years, He was a travelling minister. But He never travelled more than two hundred miles from where He was born, and where He did go, He usually walked. He never held political office, He never wrote a book, He never bought a home, He never had a family, He never went to college, and He never set foot inside a big city, yet...here was a man.
Here was a man...though He never did one of those things that you usually associate with greatness, He had no credentials but Himself. He had nothing to do with this World, except through the Divine Purpose that brought Him to this World.
While He was still a young man, the Tide of Popular Opinion turned against Him. Most of His FRiends ran away...one of them denied Him, one of them betrayed Him and turned Him over to his Enemies. Then, He went through the mockery of a Trial and was nailed to a Roman Cross between two thieves. And even while He was dying, His executioners gambled for the only piece of property He had in this World, and that was His robe, His Purple Robe. When He was dead, He was taken down from the cross and laid in a borrowed grave, provided by a compassionate FRiend.
More than Nineteen Centuries have come and gone, and today He's the Centerpiece of the Human Race, Our Leader, and the Column to Human Destiny. And I think I'm well within the mark when I say that All of the Armies that Ever Marched, All of the Navies that Ever Sailed, All of the Legislative Bodies that Ever Sat, and All of the Kings that Ever Reigned...All of Them Put Together have not affected the Life of Man on this Earth so Powerfully as that One Solitary Life...
Here was a man."
Hunh?! This is when America needs us most...we need to show the World that the Good Guys are Winning by parading it in the Leftists' faces EARLY NEXT SPRING!! If you ain't up fer a MFLIII by then, I think I'll go ahead and plan a Patriots' March Fer Justice II in the meantime, okay?!
Utmost FReegards...MUD
On the First Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to me...
And Slick in a Penitentiary!!
On the Second Day of Justice,
The Good Lord Gave to me...
Two Terms for Dubyuh...
and Slick in a Penitentiary!!
On the Third Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to me:
Three more Right-Wing Jurists...BTR> Two Terms for Dubyuh...
and Slick in a Penitentiary!!
On the Fourth Day of Justice The Good Lord Gave to me: Four.........?!!
OK
Four subpoenas for Reno
Three more Right Wing Jurists
Two Terms for Dubyuh
And Slick in a Penitentiary
On the Fifth Day of Justice
The Good Lord gave to me
FIVE M-I-L-L-I-O-N FReepers
etc
On the Sixth Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Six more pubbie Senators
etc
On the Seventh Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Seven Hours of Limbaugh
etc
NOW I MUST REST and think about Days eight through 12.
You're damned right he's going.
...drug by his feet *just* like the pic on an orange Monopoly Chance card.
"RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. To accept anything less is PURE COWARDICE...MUD"
"I don't disagree that this should all happen.
Now that's a good starting point, we both agree what SHOULD happen.
"I'm still at a loss to how any of you ever thought that Bush would actually do any of these things. I'd like to hear any specific statement he made on the subject that made you think he would do these things."
My confidence in Dubyuh's intention to Do The Right Thing vis a vis the Rampant Corruption of the Clinton Administration has more to do with what Dubyuh has not said or done about Clinton than what he has actually said for public consumption. I never said Dubyuh would lead a Jihad Fer Justice against Der SchleekMeister...but IMHO, he'll Do the Right Thing when the ball is in his court.
"What I recall is a series of "let's move along now" statements from Bush and his top advisors."
Woah...that's bunk, my FRiend. Dubyuh has NEVER said, "Let's Move On and Ignore the Clinton's Crimes!!" He just doesn't want to be seen as obsessed with Justice Fer Clinton, which is a role that many of us on the right can fulfill quite ably. In fact, just last week, Bush, Jr. gave a rousing speech in which he said--speaking about the War on Terrorism--that many folks were telling him to "Just Move On" and he said he wasn't about to "Move On" because it was his responsibility to see that Justice was done. I've got a cassette of the quote around here somewhere, but the MudCave's a mess...LOL!!
"Again, I don't see how anyone can be surprised that Bush turned out this way since he's been absolutlely consistent over a long period. You're all trying to act like he's suddenly changed. I say he hasn't changed a bit and has pretty much stated his intentions clearly all along."
I've never said Bush has "suddenly changed" his position on seeing that Justice be done vis a vis the Clinton Corruption...but I do think you've CLEARLY misread the tea leaves with regards Dubyuh's willingness to see Der SchleekMeister die in a Federal Penitentiary after years and years serving as a LoveSlave to a 6'6", 375-pound cellmate we'll have lovingly nicknamed, "Dwight!!" George W. Bush understands that this Jihad Fer Justice mustn't originate via the Effete Elite, but must be a homegrown, grass roots effort in which the Effete Elite are seen to be the weak, ineffectual Do-Nothings you and I and many others have been arguin' they are fer years...and Dubyuh will help us if we really need it, which will include unleashing the Dogs of Justice to do what they are Constitutionally-mandated to do when Federal Statutes are broken!!
"Hey, a lot of us who supported the other candidates warned you guys all along Bush was like this. I guess some of us are glad he's no worse than this. We thought he'd be far more liberal and conniving that he's displayed so far."
As a Proud ForbesFanatic, I agree wholeheartedly...Dubyuh is not the MilqueToast Moderate, "can't-we-all-get-along"-type RINO his good pappy was, but I never saw good evidence that Dubyuh was either "liberal" or "conniving."
"It's probably not fair to accuse Bush of selling himself under false pretenses. He's actually no better or worse than he ever appeared to be in his campaign."
Until Dubyuh issues a pardon for William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, I will assume for my purposes that this Adminsitration will not Obstruct Justice vis a vis Clinton and all will go as planned. If I see said Obstruction of Justice, well, we'll deal with that little hurdle when it arises. At some point, Obstructing Justice goes over that imaginary line that makes one's actions actually Complicit in the Original Crime...IMHO, Dubyuh don't wanna go there.
Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD
Oh yes, my FRiend, after next November's Annihilation of the Lib'ral RATS at the polls, yer request be looked back upon as charmingly conservative and we shall sing the "Twelve Days of Justice" in the past tense during the Christmas Season of '02.
Quite Sincerely...MUD
It really is exhaustin', ain't it, my FRiend?!
LOL...the things we do fer Our Country...brings a tear to my eye and a bead of sweat to my ever-growin' forehaid!!
Yer doin' good, keep it up...MUD
BTW...and tell that Admistrator fella lurkin' in the next cubicle to pitch in and lend a hand...(8^D!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...glad you decided to make the leap from Lurker to Newbie and I'll be glad to assist in any way I can as you continue yer Journey towards Full FReeper Status!!
Yep...it makes me cringe when folks say that putting Der SchleekMeister is a Federal Penitentiary fer the remainder of his days on this Earth demeans the Presidency...BARF!! BLECCHHH!! Gag me with a spoon!! William Jefferson Blythe Clinton DEMEANED THE PRESIDENCY, and insisting that he pay fer his Crimes Against Humanity and Against MY Country will be what allows the White House to regain some level of its previous stature!!
"We got Clinton impeached from raising enough hell! "
Yes, we did...Congressman Bob Barr (R-GA) is quoted as saying that without FReepers, there would never have been an Impeachment I!! Well, I'm saying with 100% Certainty, that FReepers SHALL LEAD the push for Re-Impeachment...and this time we're gonna write up the Articles of Impeachment ourselves and we ain't gonna leave nothing out!!
FReegards, mi Amigo de Justicio...MUD
Please allow me to introduce the World...
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here for forty long years...
Stole many young man's Hope and Faith!
Fascists're in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is Left's aim!!
They saw their chance in St. Petersburg,
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed.
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who dared Think!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!
They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed...
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
I swear to you, DemocRATS are to blame!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is Left's Arrogant Lack of Shame!
Ah, yeah!...Let's Go Out and Get'em, Boyz!!!!
(BigMan on Lead Guitar, Vesuvius on Rhythm...MUD ticklin' the ivories and shakin' the tambourine)
Please believe me, Slick's Tyrants are to blame.
Oh yeah! But what's important now is next Destroying Ol' Slick's Name!!! Ummmm...YEAH!!
'Cuz the Prez'dent's just a Criminal...and all his critics Saints!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint!
So when you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's The Snake!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!
Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name!
Ummm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton DOWN is why I must serenade.
Ummm, I mean it...RE-IMPEACH!!...Yeehawww...INDICT!!...Let's CONVICT that RATBOY!!!... Ah, yeah!!!
Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name.
Tell you, Voters, it's something you can change!!!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
MUDBOY SLIM
1 Posted on 04/24/2000 06:24:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim
FReegards...MUD
Watch the Leftist's bridges burn...
Yes, Bill's TREASON, it must end!!!
Politicians rise and fall...
Clinton's spies shall fall, my FRiends!!
Ev'ry fool must face his End...
Like the Prez'dent and DemWhores!!
Lib'rals, no it's not a dream...
Folks, MUD's viewpoint's not extreme...
It's Slick Willie's Final Scene!
[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Slick, how you tried to make it work...
Did you really think it could?
How you LIED to make it last...
Did you really think it would?
DemocRATS, Left's stayed too long...
Now it's finally time Slick bleeds.
Boy, it's finally time you leave!
BOYYYY, you know just what I mean...
It's Slick's RE-Impeachment Scene!!
Right's been on your case so lo-o-ong...
Lib'rals put on quite a sho-o-ow.
Their Socialist Values are reviled...
Right-Wing knew that long ago!
Now the Medyuh's all upset...
And Slick's lies are getting old...
Next election'll soon be here...
And Slick's Adversaries VO-O-OTE!!!
Nixon's ghost has been revived...
And Slick knows it in his heart!!
Next, the polls fall through the floor.
When Bill's gone, the healing starts.
As Slick Willie hits the road,[must update]
Bill looks different...looks deranged...
Flying from his gilded cage![must update]
Now the Right takes center screen...
It's the Lib'ral's Final Scene!!!
Mudboy Slim
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This is the song I want Rush Limbaugh to play on the not-too-distant day Slick Willie RESIGNS from office and departs--to destinations unknown--for the last time aboard Air Force One!! Wave bye-bye, Billy Jeff, you scum-suckin', Chi-Com-aidin'n'abettin', child-slaughterin', civilian-bombin', Juanita-rapin', Power-Abusin', TREAS'NOUS MURDERIN' LYIN' SOCIOPATH!!! You best be gittin' your butt on down the road...NOW!!
1 Posted on 08/30/1999 20:52:08 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The.bane.of.Lib'r@ls.existence)
Gotta update some of the words, buy y'all git the gist...MUD
BTW...The Centaurs now have a piannie...Watch Out, Osama bil Clinton, U MUD's B!+C#!!!
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
four great men who are now gone
they spoke of His mission on earth
following His virgin birth
Peter, James, Judas, Thomas
all chosen to spread the promise
the others were lesser known
but Disciples still
they started out all alone
and witnessed Calvary hill
They healed the sick and the maimed
casting out devils in His name
they faced great danger
preaching of the One born in a manger
There was one weak link in the chain
one who sought monetary gain
the elders knew he could be bought
his name: Judas Iscariot
They gave him his silver pieces
thirty in all
waiting for that fateful night
for the kiss to bring about His fall
All this was pre-ordained
there was nothing to gain
in the final analysis
by their callousness
little did they know
His capture
was but a prelude
to His rapture
And our redemption
Copyright(c) 1999 By John J. Lindsay All Rights Reserved
March 30, 1999
O Holy Night!!
The stars are brightly shining...
'Tis the night of our dear Savior's birth!!
Long-lived Left's World of Sin and Lib'ral Whining...
'Til Slick appeared and the World felt Left's Curse!!
Left's spell thus broke, the FReepin' World Rejoiceth...
For yonder breaks a new and glorous morn.
Force Slick to his knees!! Folks, heed the angels voices!!
Folks, Right's Divine!! The Right of Christ was Born!!
Ohhh, Right's Divine...That's Right, The Right's Divine!!!
Force Slick to his knees!!! Folks, Heed Angelic Voices.**
The Right's Divine!! The Right of Christ was Born!!
O Right's Divine. The Right's Divine!!**
That's Right...The Right's Divine!!!!
**(FReeperGal Chorus)
Holiday FReegards...MUD
They Shall...it's just a matter of gettin' the word out...MUD
Osama bil Clinton is thy Judas.
"All this was pre-ordained
there was nothing to gain
in the final analysis
by their callousness
little did they know
His capture
was but a prelude
to His rapture
And our redemption"
Beautiful, my FRiend, and quite prescient, IMHO. The Destruction of Evil is the Fate of the Good.
Utmost FReegards...MUD
BTW...gotta tell ya, poet, listening to Nat King Cole's heavenly Christmas CD and reading yer joyous rhyme, well, let's just say it's well-worth givin' up a few winks!!
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